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A quick trip through some recent articles from Ed. There are more in the right sidebar, and even more if you hit Browse at the end of any article.

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Just when you thought Firefox couldn't get any better, along comes the Campus version of the browser.



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Scary to think that 2 million people downloaded the Zwinky drag n drop toolbar on day one of its release. Why is that scary?

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A couple of years ago, Synaptics touchpad specialists lost 60% of their stock value within a few knee-jerk days. As Cramer would say - They know nothing, buy, buy, buy.

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An extensive look at on-line shopping stores and carts. No need to spend a dime, just read! (Shopaholix)

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A wooden boat rescue project too far?



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You don't have to pour gas over yourself and set yourself on fire just to break up with me. (Fisher King)



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Trip down memory lane

It is a big day in Ed land so enjoy a blast from last September that you may not have seen before.

Just when slimmers thought it was safe to eat out at MacDonalds again...
“We did not expect these new salad entrées to be so loaded with fat and cholesterol,” says Brie Turner-McGrievy, M.S., R.D., the clinical research coordinator at PCRM.
Brie continues
Americans thinking about getting in shape and heading to the beach this summer should steer clear of the heavily hyped ‘salads’ that are smothered with chicken, cheese and other fatty foods.
It burgers belief that MacDonalds' style of salad can be fattier and more cholestrol laden than the famed Big Mac, but it says so here.

Is it not just more honest of the vendors from hell to say

"If you are fat, that's the way we like you, and our salads will keep you that way!"

Good luck to all concerned, especially the Chinese currently in MacDonalds' sights. Just like Mickie D's execs study stats, so the Chinese should record their waistlines now and again in 2017. Compare the growth. It should be stellar results for all concerned.



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Useless parcel Service

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After 4 phone calls repeating the same info 4 times, and after chasing down the road after a driver who already failed to find my house yesterday, I would just like to re-christen UPS - Useless Parcel Service. One of the greatest companies in America has a few issues that any part-time summer job trainee at HQ could address in two minutes flat.

The corporate idiots at the top are the ones to blame. They need to install a GPS in each delivery vehicle so drivers can have access to the same info as us civilian idiots with MapQuest. Or maybe drivers do have a Garmin of some description, they just don't know how to use it?

UPS leaders also need to work out the story and the policy for dealing with tracking issues. Currently their customer servants are told to repeat parrot fashion to irate parcel-less customers "
We are trying to contact the driver." What does this bullshit statement mean? Are their drivers the only people out on the road who do not have a phone for emergencies? Or do drivers have some hi-tech Instant Message gizmo on their dashboard that they don't know how to turn on? Or is it more a case of the drivers can't abide the hopeless leadership and wantonly decide they are too busy to respond to any form of communication whatsoever, (till it is too late for a trip back to where they should have been 2 hours earlier?)

I think I could nail the answer to the vexing mis-communication issue by taking over a dispatcher's job for 2 minutes and announcing, "
Driver A, please return to base immediately, you have been promoted and there is also a bonus pay check waiting for you. Please respond." I suspect that the bastard with no respect for his incompetent bosses would stick it to them and be homeward bound before I even had time to sit back in my chair.

They say UPS is a top rate company. I can assure you, this is typical of the corporate bull crap circulating the world faster than a speeding parcel. Exactly how efficient is a company that invests millions in aircraft that do fly from A to B every time on time, but their ground service has no navigation worth shit. What is the logic in having the best pilots, yet they need to employ a special driver to potter around the neighborhood in a station wagon, making deliveries the regular UPS van man fails to make because he is winging it, mapless and incommunicado? And how about getting with the program and using a database where the info I tell tracker agent 1 is the same as the info staring tracker agent 4 in the face, 6 hours later?

The summer break trainee should insist that UPS take 20% off the cost of parcel deliveries (financed by a reduction in the CEO's pay). As an incentive to get it right first time, the CEO will get his full pay once he has taught the drivers how to find their way around and give them a decent back-up from customer service on down. And to be fair, how about the drivers wise up and get a little more responsive to calls from their bosses at HQ? (One day they may not have a job and a boss to ignore.)

Get rid of the anarchy, and that way the UPS of this world don't get written about and struck off the list of companies I won't deal with again! (In case you think I am unreasonable, this is the second episode in a month, two different addresses, two nightmares, no refund, as you were, Sir!)


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1219 posts and rising

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The last couple of days I have posted a veritable hotch-potch of posts on The Pisstakers, but I manage to keep some sense of order by sticking them in the relevant Tech, news and celebrity (quirky) sections.

The biggest challenge to a website is keeping articles alive. I could make 296 posts appear when you hit the Tech icon, but in the interest of page loading you get this week's posts. Anyway, a forever changing menu of posts is key to a groovy blog, so it is the nature of the beast that even the most fantastic postings tend to disappear regularly off the front page of each section. (Stickies are a good option, actually, but not for now!)

To make it easy to trawl the morass of "lost" Tech, news and quirky posts, every new post ends with a BROWSE link, giving you easy access to every article in every respective category. ie if you are reading today's Tech story, you should never be more than 2 clicks away from any old tech article of your choice

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According to the stats, (can we ever be shot of these bloody things?) the new Browse link has made a mighty big difference to the number of page views. Visitors seem to open at least one extra page per day, so that worked.

The old ways may be the best.


Until a few months ago I used to travail for ages every day doing a
snazzy homepage summary of all new material on the site. In the name of "efficiency and less stress on my part" I made a change to the layout, dumped the pictorial summary approach and made the Ed the Editor's blogspot the focus of the homepage.

Whilst I have had more visitors than ever, I do wonder whether the wholesale change I made on the homepage back in May, has detracted from the broad and humorous church that is The Pisstakers. ie I made a move away from the news style layout back to a traditional blog homepage, and I think that many new visitors miss the point that the site has loads more to offer than Ed's personal and sometimes arcane editorial rants.

Nothing is set in stone and the only way to find the best balance is to tweak and try. So, in the name of perpetual advancement, I am going to resort to a daily new posts summary on the homepage, but on a scaled down version of former days. When it is up and running, if you find yourself reading more than 3.476 pages every day that you visit, you know you are part of a successful experiment. Let's see what happens.

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btw Google and Swicki are a wonderful thing. With the search box accessible top right of every page, you should be able to stumble across any of the 1219 posts and rising on the Pisstakers. Whether you like what you find, or find what you like, that is another matter!

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Pisstakers mobile RSS feedm8 [FM8407-74]

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We already have a natty mobile version of the site, and now you can keep up even further with The Pisstakers, thanks to a mobile RSS feed. A really simple system from Feedm8 takes your RSS feed and formats it to fit a tiny, or not so tiny phone screen.

I know, sounds like just another way to drive up your phone bills, but at least, as you go bankrupt glued to your screen, you will have a smile on your face.

Meanwhile, if the bumf is to be believed, I will make millions from the ad revenue. So if you fall on hard times because of me, give me a call and I may be able to do a Ben Bernake and bale you out!

Give it a try. Thumbs up to Matt Jones and his slick Blogging Fingers for revealing this slick idea.

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Latest Posts

A quick trip through articles from Ed in the last 48 hours. There are more in the right sidebar, and even more if you hit Browse at the end of any article.

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Ed's brain and typing skills are too slow for a Mac Pro - or any other computer with two 2.66GHz Intel processors inside.


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In the World of contests widgets and funny quotes, I recognise the pioneers who have installed or blogged about the assorted Pisstakers widgets on offer.


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Fire everyone! According to the latest string of economic indicators, fewer workers are buying more stuff than ever. Maintain the trend and let your workforce go.

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Postapoo clear up the true message of their controversial St George's Day campaign.



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MyBlogLog Sunday 24 is here Sunday!

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Oh yay, oh yay, Sunday is another chance to visit MyBlogLog Sunday and see the light in mini review heaven.

Ed writes 10 marginally witty mini reviews of well known, unknown and little known blogs from the MyBlogLog network. Many online stars have been featured and get a free PR5 link.

All you have to do is be a MyBlogLog member, and if you visit here on Sunday morning and are caught in the side bar widget when I take a snapshot, you will be reviewed, like it or not! And if you leave a link to your best post of the week, regardless of being reviewed or not, I will Stumble the post too.

And if you are a good marketer, you might find time to link back to The Pisstakers in some simple way. Not many PR5 sites are as willing as us to link to and promote bloggers of all ages.


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MyBlogLog Sunday week 23

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MyBlogLog Sunday 23 has arrived seven days after the last one. This is proof positive of a weekly event promoting 10 blogs that you may or may not be familiar with.

I see some old regulars have returned, bienvenidos, and I wish bonne chance to the newbies, especially those with the provocative names. I feel some satirical sparks coming on!

Today's featured bloggers can enjoy a double whammy if you play your cards right. You get a mini review by default, but if you leave a link in the comments to your best post of the week before 6pm Eastern time, I will also Stumble you.

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Talking of Stumbling... Originally I was hoping that the MyBlogLog Sunday feature would do something for my Technorati ranking, but you know how hopes go. I am still languishing! According to the internet popularity game that seems to have evolved, I am considerably less popular than loads of blogs with a fraction of the traffic I attract, go figure.

I am a reasonable person, so, until I get my head around that bizarre state of affairs, I will only raise one finger to Technorati, instead of the preferred 2. That will, of course, change when I come up with a novel game the technorati rankings strategy that adds content not just link lists to the internet.

Meanwhile, would people be so kind as to join my Stumble network, currently populated by 2 friends. Maybe Stumble love may prove to be a more balanced indicator of the state of a site's health? We shall see

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All mini reviews from today will stay on the homepage (PR5) all week and are instantly added to the archives, so you can get a permanent back link to your mini review when it appears later.

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