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Off with his head, Togo style

According to Reuters, the Togo art of decapitation is alive and well. 12 people dead.

It appears that the protagonists of recent ritual murders think that by removing other people's body parts, they will improve their own social standing and feel better about themselves! Each to their own. Read more of the gruesomeness


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Fox say no more Stewie Rocketman on Youtube

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Imagine my excitement on Wednesday when I was alerted to William Shatner's horrendous 1978 rendition of Rocket Man. And even more exciting was the discovery of the Family Guy parody by baby Stewie. And it was stellar tele to see both versions juxtaposed on the same screen.

I was going to share this gut-wrenching experience here today, and we would all have lived happily ever after, a little more enriched by the stomach wrenching embarrassment. Alas, alack, 48 hours later, it looks like 20th Century Fox have spoiled the parody party and had the footage withdrawn from Youtube. Sorry, folks.

If you would care to go to 20th Century Fox store and spend umpteen dollars on a Family Guy DVD, be my guest.

I would have thought that since Apple dragged the music corporations kicking and screaming into the 21st century, there was ample evidence that an expansive on-line presence was all good for media moguls. But apparently, video fat cats still don't get it. Perhaps when another 30 million video iPods have been sold they will wake up? Who knows.

Personally, I am going to express my disgust by not buying any Family Guy memorabilia plus I will stop watching Family Guy too. What do you say to that TCF? Does it feel profitable to be so exclusive and out of touch with how the internet works to the advantage of those who use it properly? And what is it with a company that is so damn good at what it does that it forgot to buy the rights to 21st Century Fox. Next dinosaur for the chopping block, please.


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Northern Rock, Northern cRock

Ed the Editor's personal blog corner


And I thought it was only the US stock market that had perfected the art of knee-jerk reactions. Wrong. The Brits have also honed the art of freaking out in temporary fright at temporary financial hiccups. Northern Rock account holders are the best!

On Friday, the BBC showed pictures of old age pensioners queueing up outside the Northern Rock Bank. At first it was thought they had got the wrong address for £10,000 Bingo night, but it transpired they were there to withdraw their life savings on a rumor of financial doom. Meanwhile, out back, Toyota trucks were ferrying cash to the bank in order to keep up with demand.

By lunch time Tuesday there was no cash left in the Northern Rock coffers and the Bank of England stepped in. Bless. Here we are Thursday and the bank is doing fine again. Well, Northern Rock is still open for business and worth less than one-fifth its valuation back in January, nobody wants to buy them out, even in a fire sale, and you cannot open a new account, but hey. As you were! How did this happen?

I blame the old folk


Doris Jones from Clapham put her teeth back in and told Pisstaker reporters, "
Yes, my son told me he had read in the paper that America is going bankrupt with sub prime beef loans. As you know, if America catches mad cow's disease, we get totally mental. Here I am."

Her neighbor, Janice Allwright said she was there at the Bank because she had heard that the Germans were coming. "
I just went to the Post Office and withdrew 37 years of pension money I never had to dip into before. (Me dead 'usband, George was such a good provider.) Now I need to get me hands on the money I have been salting away from me part-time jobs at Tesco and winnings at Bingo. I don't want those ruddy Bosch or the Revenue people taking me money, do I!"

"I am skeptical about this run on money," said the voice of octogenarian reason, Phyllis Warstenholme. "Years ago, I sold all my gold when I heard the Chinese were coming. That was a mistake, because they invested in restaurants and actually improved things in our town without changing our culture. But maybe this time there is truth in the rumors that the number 4 bank, and number 5 mortgage lender is going bankrupt."

As we left the High Street carnage, the old folks were on their cell phones to friends and family and even people they didn't like, telling them to get their cash out before the end of the world arrived. Interestingly, the stock savvy oldies also had a second cell phone and were telling the brokers to buy buy buy Northern Rock shares before sanity returned and the decimated stock price started rising again. Bloody old folk.

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Blogrush bandwagon

In the world of blogging, there is always the next big networking idea to stir it all up. First MyBlogLog, then BlogCatalog, Wavumi, and now, Blogrush. Never slow to jump on bandwagons, I am there, bottom right sidebar, with my cut-off Blog Rush widget. I will just lean back now and wait to become famous!

I jest, of course, because networking success and fame take time to generate - unless you decide to kidnap the opposition and / or steal back your own material. Read the rest...


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Latest posts 25

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301 redirects, oooh, that sounds geeky. Indeed, it is, but 301's, as we call them in the game, are a part of blogmeistery that you need to be aware of.

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The advert on TV from Gibbs, the career people, has a horrifying message, I think.


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Wall St is smarting right now, but it was black too, back in February. The Chinese stock market fell 9% in a day and corporate America did as expected and panicked. China watched and smiled.

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Garry Conn found a cool way to leverage some link love for the blog posts you Stumble. Look in my right side bar under "Recent posts" and you will see a link to the RSS feed on Ed's Stumble account. Clever, hey!


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Pisstakers podcasts!

When you realise you have a voice for print, leave it to Odiogo to produce all your podcasts for you. Click and listen. It is quite something to hear what they can do with your RSS feed!

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MyBlogLog Sunday 25 is coming Sunday

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Roll up Sunday for another chance to visit MyBlogLog Sunday and win a mini review and a hat-tipping PR5 backlink.

The air will be full of 10 mini reviews of well known, unknown and little known blogs from the MyBlogLog network. Many online stars have been featured.

All you have to do to participate is be a MyBlogLog member, and if you visit here on Sunday morning and are caught in the side bar widget when I take a snapshot, you will be reviewed, like it or not! And if you leave a link to your best post of the week, regardless of being reviewed or not, I will Stumble the post too. (See the new sidebar widget that actually generates real link love for the Stumble posts!)

If you are reviewed, perhaps you might find time to link back to The Pisstakers in some simple way, just to keep the momentum going. See you later.


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Break out Blogger award

Bobbarama, a top notch humor blogger has awarded The Pisstakers with a Break Out Award. My first reaction was That reminds me of when I was called Pizza Face as a kid. Thanks for nothing, Bob.

On closer inspection, it is quite the boost to my spirits, and a great way to start a new week. Thanks a lot, Bob

Read all about the award and meet 5 lucky starlets who have been awarded the award too The one and only Lord Likely, Linda of Are We There yet? TechIT Easy, I Eat Snowman Poop and Wolf Bernz.


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Star signs and car insurance

Ed the Editor's personal blog corner


According to Allstate Insurance, Aries are the safest drivers on the road, and Virgos the worst. That sums up the useless nature of the Zodiac for me!

On the one hand, if we see an Aries with the personality of a ram behind the wheel of a high performance car, we can all relax? Yet if we spot an easy-going Virgo pottering along at 30, we should pull over, or even head for the hills? (Mrs Ed is an Aries with an accident rap sheet as long as your arm, and I know where I would be if I saw her driving towards me.)

I appreciate Allstate loosening up with their advertising, and quoting stats that might actually mean something to the non bean counters amongst us. But what fud is next?

"Taurans applying make-up while text-messaging are the most at risk of an accident. Second in line for a crash are Cancerians with blonde hair, blue eyes and a 36-24-36 figure looking around to see if they are being admired."

At the bottom end of the scale, I guess Aries Italians would be the least likely to have accidents? Italians are renowned for never looking anywhere except to the front (because they have no rear-view mirror) and they drive Fiats, (the most likely vehicle to break down, unable to move in a dangerous manner in any direction.)

Do you think star signs reflect how you drive?

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MyBlogLog Sunday week 24

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My oh my, it's MyBlogLog Sunday 24. None of us are getting any younger, and it is harder than ever to wake up on Sundays, but now I am up and at 'em, "YEEEEHAAH"

The good thing about blogging on Sundays is that instead of washing the clean car, mowing the manicured lawn or contemplating heaven in a noisy church, I can have fun on my own, promoting 10 MyBlogLog blogs that you may or may not be familiar with. Praise the blog world for such mercies.

In case you are thinking, "wtf is he blabbing on about", today's featured bloggers got snapped in the left sidebar widget and get a mini review for their troubles. With a juicy PR5, this will add to your link ranking, or at least consolidate your technorati rank if you already have a link from me.

Also, as it is Sunday, I will Stumble anyone who leaves a link in the comments to their best post of the week. You have till 6pm Eastern time.

Technorati troubles


Judging by the paucity of back links to MyBlogLog Sunday, I guess there has been trouble in Technorati land.

I just pinged the big T manually and they updated my account. Let's hope that evidence of past MBL Sunday reviews filters through Technorati to the reactions page of 200+ featured blogs.

In a perfect world, when bloggers check their Technorati account and see they have been promoted here, they should be motivated to mention the Pisstakers on their own blog in a good, bad or indifferent way? We shall see if this recent technoratical glitch is the source of a communication break down.

Meanwhile, would people be so kind as to join my Stumble network, currently populated by 2 friends. Maybe Stumble love may prove to be a more balanced indicator of the state of a site's health? We shall see

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All mini reviews from today will stay on the homepage (PR5) all week and are instantly added to the archives for a permanent back link to your mini review

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Be back later.


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