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I Talk Too Much says Ed doesn't talk enough!

Before you read on, I did ask for this review, and I did read their sanctimonious About Page first, so the gloves are off!

Well, well. I have written 1300 + posts in 15 months and a reviewer from I Talk Too Much makes a big deal about posting frequency! That will teach me for not posting an "On holiday" sticker center front before I went away, just in case a specialist review site called by 5 months after receiving my details!

But the review got worse. I used to think that I had a fairly cool theme, but along comes the smooth-talking I Talk Too Much hit-girl and blows even that idea out the water.

The template looks like the Denver Broncos threw up all over the page.

That is a very original analysis, but who are the Denver Broncos? Is that the last team of football players this reviewer slept with?

They go on to say I

inspired them to go piss all over the neighbors’ Christmas lights.

That should be interesting, to see a girlie squatting at the top of a Christmas tree. Or does she pee like a guy? Probably that, because she doesn't have an ounce of the lady in her.

Comments


If you are curious enough to look at the comments, you will read the words of someone who daren't admit she liked me too much, (in case she upset queen reviewer?) She also tried to over think stuff and make out I am a not very good journalist. Well, er yeah, I am not a journalist. I don't research anything, I just shoot from the hip.

In terms of credentials, the only differences between me and the reviewer is I have not lived my whole life in the basement of a trailer, I don't wake up every morning with the mission to indiscriminately trash everything that moves, and I would tend to write fall off the bed not fall of the bed !

On the positive side, madam reviewer gave me a mild laugh and gave me something to post about. Thanks.

Bad left hand and a good fist


If you want to read any more colorful ranty reviews that flow like newly bottled diarrhoea, check out the site, but as the Spanish would say, They don't have a good left hand. ie Their main prerogative may be to trash stuff and mouth off like truckers, but they have no grace. Poor use of bad language, too.

They use a fist-based ranking scheme, I got zero! To keep review rankings consistent, you get one fist for your site, ma'am. Choose any football team you like to give you the award as many times as you like.

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