For tips on losing weight there are plenty of sites to choose from.

Chris Pirillo has 50 tips on how to lose weight and beat the bulge forever. Interestingly he makes a point of saying that point number one is all the info you need. I like his honesty and would buy his eBook if he had the nerve to print it with that one salient paragraph only.

For fitness without fatness, the best advice is to start simple and work up. I therefore recommend reading this blog on How to train For Ultimate Fighting.

If that sounds a bit excessive, you could sign up to the gym that Bobbarama attends and lose weight instantly in two ways. Firstly, you can lose about 2lbs if you pay for 12 monthly subscriptions in advance, in quarters. And then when you say that one of your goals is to be on an equal footing with the trainer, you will lose a few ounces when the humor section of your brain is removed.

To slim down in spectacular fashion, Ed personally recommends cycling up mountains or becoming a trawlerman on the Bering Sea. Both of these pastimes, if performed correctly, will enable you to eat like a horse and lose vast amounts of weight in a relatively short space of time. The only drawback to cycling is that you rely heavily on statistics to gauge progress. so, not for the mathematically challenged, and as for trawlermen, well, every time they sit down to gorge, it could be their last supper.

If you prefer the exercise-less route, where you are slim but unhealthy, try teaching your body Thermogenesis using the latest greatest chemical, Thermocerin. Basically, by being at one with your fat cells you can tell them to let go. It is that easy. The trouble is, the fat cells are fitter than your heart cells, so you may end up out of breath while slimming.

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