The RSS feed seems to be stuttering lately, so a few of my more amusing and enlightening posts have probably gone unnoticed.

Sorry to bore you if you have already read the stuff on Boy George and his latest encounter with a Norwegian model and handcuffs. This one night stand could result in a possible life sentence for aggravated kidnapping. What an uncultured goon George has become. Or is going to jail all part of his plan to get free shower sex for life?

Occasionally I come across the work of a certain street artist who produces mind-blowing 3-d art. I have no idea what his name is, which makes me a complete non-authority on this topic, but I like his style, so I think you should too! Hold on to something solid before you get giddy trying to work out whether or not his toe is dipped in Marilyn Monroe's swimming pool (We have the pleasure of also seeing Marilyn in her swimsuit.)

OS9 User News are launching a Screenshot and security contest. Show them a screenshot of your desktop and give the world some hints on software that you think makes using the internet a safer proposition. I cut through the crap and recommended buying a Mac as the easiest safest security solution for most people. Before the flamers say Macs are expensive, you could pick up a reliable used laptop like mine for about $400, or if you are flush, Christmas is coming and credit cards make prices no object!!!

And finally, I have made a couple of modifications in the sidebars.

On the left we have all things mobile. (Subscribe to this site's mobile feed, create a mobile RSS feed for your site at a touch of a button, or view your site on Opera mini... Also, in response to RT's great posts on commenting and a weekly contest, I have reinstalled and revamped Latest Comments from Haloscan.

And on the right, the link to Funny Quotes, the most visited page on the site, is now at top right; lower down there is a definitive link to the archives, courtesy of a rocket up the navigational ass from Hari; there are some new visitor tips; plus some snazzier links to search engines that give prizes for searching. (I earnt 1 buck of swag on Wynona's search page, and life is so much easier as a result!)

OK, enough of the old shite, time to write some original posts again, and let's hope xfruits and feedburner RSS start talking to each other again so you can discover all this material on your own.