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Regurgitated story about fingerprints

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Its been a funny day. The dishwasher is useless, but it is raining hard enough outside to clean the dishes in a few seconds. There is loads of funny stuff to write about, but I can't get going. So rather than push it, here is an old story you may not have read.

I heard of a Russian immigrant lady who was trying to get a green card. She had submitted all her documents, but months later, still hadn't got anywhere. Someone intervened on her behalf and found that she had failed to submit satisfactory fingerprint samples.

The lady was dumbfounded because she had sent her prints in several times, but each time they had been rejected. It turned out she had been born without any fingerprints. Once that was cleared up she submitted a definitive set of whorl-less prints and they were accepted. She is now living happily ever after somewhere in the US.

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