I'm not sure that this stunt from Ursula Martinez is suitable for kids, unless you are from Scandinavia, Belgium, or indeed, Montréal, where standards are different. Let's just say, after watching this, you will be very aware of where you next leave your handkerchief.

She sets fire to her tits, interrogates her parents, re-defines class, blurs fiction with reality, cures homosexuals, gives birth to penises, tells autobiographical stories, deconstructs performance and sings South London suburban flamenco - from high brow to low brow, from spectacle to confessional, from live art to light entertainment, Ursula Martinez produces solo and collaborative performance for theatre, site-specific, installation, cabaret, night club, film, television…… birthdays, weddings and Barmitzvahs!

Child celebrity cellulite

On a completely unrelated tack, this cellulite advertisement struck me as bizarre.

Daniel 12? I know hormones and all that good genetic stuff are screwed up these days, but why would someone age 12 be concerned with cellulite? Must be a pen name for an up-and-coming child celebrity covering their bases ahead of the inevitable celeb cellulite ridicule coming their way in later life.