The mess in the back pocket of UK politics
There is some mighty shit coming along to hit the fan of sweating UK Prime Minister Brown.
Gordon (I'm grinning while crapping my tailored pants) Brown has just seen 3 members of his cabinet jumpshit ship. One politician resigned over a £700 error in their expenses claim - how does that resignation stack up as honourable behaviour in an age when a measly £700 error buys a homeless unemployed university drop-out just 6 weeks' worth of Student Loan repayments?
And a long standing member of cabinet deliberately resigned just 2 days before it would have been safe so to do. By picking her mis-moment, the minister's resignation managed to drum up the howling baying anti Gordon Brown flood of press attention.
And along comes a real shit to tidy up the detritus lapping at the doors of Number 10. When king of Spin, Mandelson, advised the press not to read anything into recent press briefings (a bit like telling the prison population not to read too much into crime stats) I smelt a turd the size of the wallet in Simon Cowell's back pocket.
The long and the short of it, the knives are out for the current PM. Ultimately he will become Post Prime Minister, replaced by some conniving Pre-menstrual biddy as thick as a post.
Ultimately, any worthwhile part of Brown's reign, ie the economic policy he invented to cope with recession and indebt the nation forever, will fall down the proverbial toilet, thus "proving" it was right that he left now. And then when his opportunist successor proves as ineffective as the first round of Blair cabinet ministers, the country will go to the polls and a real shit sweeper will come along, probably wearing a BNP suit tinged with just a hint of ... pick your vice.
The mess in the back pocket of UK politics, mmm, such a liberating smell.
Gordon (I'm grinning while crapping my tailored pants) Brown has just seen 3 members of his cabinet jump
And a long standing member of cabinet deliberately resigned just 2 days before it would have been safe so to do. By picking her mis-moment, the minister's resignation managed to drum up the howling baying anti Gordon Brown flood of press attention.
And along comes a real shit to tidy up the detritus lapping at the doors of Number 10. When king of Spin, Mandelson, advised the press not to read anything into recent press briefings (a bit like telling the prison population not to read too much into crime stats) I smelt a turd the size of the wallet in Simon Cowell's back pocket.
The long and the short of it, the knives are out for the current PM. Ultimately he will become Post Prime Minister, replaced by some conniving Pre-menstrual biddy as thick as a post.
Ultimately, any worthwhile part of Brown's reign, ie the economic policy he invented to cope with recession and indebt the nation forever, will fall down the proverbial toilet, thus "proving" it was right that he left now. And then when his opportunist successor proves as ineffective as the first round of Blair cabinet ministers, the country will go to the polls and a real shit sweeper will come along, probably wearing a BNP suit tinged with just a hint of ... pick your vice.
The mess in the back pocket of UK politics, mmm, such a liberating smell.
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