If you subscribe, hint, hint, you are probably aware that there is more to The Pisstakers than the home page. Here is a taster of new funny celebrity news posted around the site this week.

Funny Tina Turner and Naomi Campbell lookalikes. Subtitle, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

There are a couple of Eoghan Quigg X- Factor posts, where fantasy meets harsh reality.

I confuse James Bond with the cyber geek star of Leverage. Apologies to Timothy Hutton and Timothy Dalton fans.

Funny celebrity hairstyles where the pretty things (plus Donald Trump) get a bit of a mauling.

Here's my favorite this week - funny girl Jennifer Aniston gets them out for the wearers of neck ties. It'll take more than that to make me laugh,, which is why I thought Ursula Martinez deserved the chance to input some racy moves into modeling accessories.

And prompted by searches in the Funny Celebrity news Swicki (also in left sidebar), I found a list of Robert Downey Jr arrests. He is quite the character.

Enjoy! And if you find any funny celebrity news, please pass it on, I will try to make it into something to tickle the readers.

And if you aren't into celebrities, check out the faces of tech, or news or funny videos, cartoons etc

In the Pisstakers Celebrity News, read the full naked Jennifer Aniston story.

The former Friends star, Jennifer Aniston has bared all her assets for GQ magazine. Posing in the naughty naked nude, Jennifer Aniston was wearing just a necktie and an awkward smile. When asked for an open leg shot, she kept it together by thinking of the money and the celebrity news / fame revival opportunity.

Our Jennifer is always good for a laugh, but she is not as witty as our Marilyn! Marilyn Monroe quotes

I'm not sure that this stunt from Ursula Martinez is suitable for kids, unless you are from Scandinavia, Belgium, or indeed, Montréal, where standards are different. Let's just say, after watching this, you will be very aware of where you next leave your handkerchief or neck tie.


Ursula Martinez - The best bloopers are a click away

She sets fire to her tits, interrogates her parents, re-defines class, blurs fiction with reality, cures homosexuals, gives birth to penises, tells autobiographical stories, deconstructs performance and sings South London suburban flamenco - from high brow to low brow, from spectacle to confessional, from live art to light entertainment, Ursula Martinez produces solo and collaborative performance for theatre, site-specific, installation, cabaret, night club, film, television…… birthdays, weddings and Barmitzvahs!

There is plenty more where Ursula Martinez came from.