Dour music festival

Every day Ed picks a topic, does a web search and picks the bones out of various international blogs. The varied viewpoints and opinions coupled with Ed's humor should make you think, grimace and grin.

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Dour by name but not by nature


Dour is the name of a place in Belgium where anything but dour DJs, alternative bands and grand master mixers congregate for a live 4-day Music Event July 12 to 15.

I know this because one of the Wavumi members, Koolman, is the guy who runs the blog, indeed the whole damn website for the Dour Festival, and with a billing like that, I couldn't help but take a look.

How do they have fun in Belgium?


Belgium, famous for rain, chocolate and fries, plus van Damme and Merckz the Cannibal, is a country full of culture. And it should come as no surprise that thousands of Europeans converge on a small site in the great Belgian outdoors to camp, eat, drink and make merry gratuitously to hip alternative music.

For just €75 you get a 4 day festival pass, not bad for sessions going on from lunchtime right through to 5am. Pick the bones out of these bands! What stamina these Euro party goers have.

€15 also gets you a camping spot, toilets and lighting plus somewhere safe to burn your waffles and sausages.

Surprisingly, they even have mobile homes in Belgium, surprising for such a small dot on the globe. But if you were thinking of parking up at the festival site in your $200k Meet the Fokkers mobile home, think again. Even a quaint place like Belgium isn't crime free, and Koolman has to announce that there is no longer any room for mobile homers at the Dour inn, so to speak, due to too many thefts in the past.

Rock on in Europe


The Dour festival is just part of the Euro fest scene this summer, and there are another 20 energy-sapping concerts to choose from, including the Montreux Jazz Festival, yo, and Eurorockéennes - yowza plug those ear drums, man, and lock up your daughters, here comes Marilyn Manson.

I had to smile at the countries involved in this particular circuit. The usual suspects Belgium, France, Spain, Hungary, and Iceland, Burkino Fasso and Canada. Sounds like an Axis of Revel.

Thanks to Koolman for opening our eyes to that little lot. Are you going to any fests that come close to the orgiastic musical events going on in Europe this summer?


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Revised rule for MyBlogLog Sunday

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After reading a few posts around the net on commenting and comments, I am going to slightly revamp MyBlogLog Sunday.
You will get a mini review on Sunday if :

You are one of the last 10 bloggers to appear on the MyBlogLog widget when I start blogging on Sunday mornings, AND

You post a link in this comments box, leading me (and the readers) to what you consider to be the best post of the week on your site.

Cool. That way, you get to interact with visitors to the Pisstakers and I get a hint at what you might like me to focus my attention on. (To be honest, it may not sway the angle of my mini review in any way, but then again, it might!)

So far MyBlogLog Sunday consists of 3 blogs who left a post to link to. I will extend my breakfast time to see if there are any more takers! Thanks.


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English is not the world language

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As you can see, visitors flock from all over the world to read this well-crafted rubbish. I say, there is no point being a jet-setter and not putting that knowledge to good use. (Who wants to become another Paris Hilton?)

Therefore the topic of conversation for the blog spot on the homepage will be international blogs.

Before you skuttle off and hide, I appreciate that the bulk of Pisstakers readers are from the USA, so it is only fair that I continue to blog in English, the international language (in the minds of us English speakers.)

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World-wide blogging popularity

Every day Ed picks a topic, does a web search and picks the bones out of various international blogs. The varied viewpoints and opinions coupled with Ed's humor should make you think, grimace and grin.

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I was going to do a search for blog articles that dealt with minority sports, and cleverly call it the Minority Sports Report. But I was hijacked at the first hurdle by this article on Blogging is not a minority sport.

The writer of Online Media Cultist, Eric Berlin, responds to an article by Vic Keegan, a journalist with the UK Guardian. Eric argues against the idea that blogging is waning in popularity, and covers a few points of interest in the process, namely: the percentage of English language blogs as a percent of all blogs world-wide is diminishing fast; more people are reading and not blogging themselves; and there is very little money to be made out of most blogs in their traditional format.

In the original Keegan article, (basically ripping into Technorati!) there were several other thought-provoking assertions made, and it too makes for interesting reading.

For bloggers with drive, I think you will find the whole episode quite encouraging. And if you are looking for a niche, (and a way to harvest new ways of thinking), blog about blogs not written in English.

I already mentioned Pambazuka, a weekly social forum on injustice in Africa



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One of The Pisstakers' perennial sources of referrals is Overheard in Bucharest



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And Clapping Trees points you to the top blogs in Asia



How to read a blog in a foreign language?


Wonder no more and enjoy the thrills of the world through other eyes.

When you visit a new site via Search Google Machine translator will do most of the heavy lifting for you.

To translate a few paragraphs only, copy and paste the mumbo-jumbo into the translation tool.

To add a Google translation tool to your own blog, View Source and copy and paste the sidebar code in The Pisstakers sidebar.


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Weight loss and fitness tips blogs

For tips on losing weight there are plenty of sites to choose from.

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Chris Pirillo has 50 tips on how to lose weight and beat the bulge forever. Interestingly he makes a point of saying that point number one is all the info you need. I like his honesty and would buy his eBook if he had the nerve to print it with that one salient paragraph only.

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For fitness without fatness, the best advice is to start simple and work up. I therefore recommend reading this blog on How to train For Ultimate Fighting.

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If that sounds a bit excessive, you could sign up to the gym that Bobbarama attends and lose weight instantly in two ways. Firstly, you can lose about 2lbs if you pay for 12 monthly subscriptions in advance, in quarters. And then when you say that one of your goals is to be on an equal footing with the trainer, you will lose a few ounces when the humor section of your brain is removed.

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To slim down in spectacular fashion, Ed personally recommends cycling up mountains or becoming a trawlerman on the Bering Sea. Both of these pastimes, if performed correctly, will enable you to eat like a horse and lose vast amounts of weight in a relatively short space of time. The only drawback to cycling is that you rely heavily on statistics to gauge progress. so, not for the mathematically challenged, and as for trawlermen, well, every time they sit down to gorge, it could be their last supper.

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If you prefer the exercise-less route, where you are slim but unhealthy, try teaching your body Thermogenesis using the latest greatest chemical, Thermocerin. Basically, by being at one with your fat cells you can tell them to let go. It is that easy. The trouble is, the fat cells are fitter than your heart cells, so you may end up out of breath while slimming.

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Jihad Pizza

Ed the Editor's personal blog corner


Not wishing to be trite, but I watched a viral David Horowitz video about Jihad, and the threat to America from Islam. After sitting through the high-speed presentation, I felt a bit patronized by him.

If the video's creator wanted to scare people to his way of thinking through selective editing, he probably won a few followers over. But not me.

Flashing through pictures that were presented at a near-subliminal speed level, it reminded me of a super fast close-up look at the human skin, under a really really powerful microscope. Without perspective, you would totally freak out at the lice and insects crawling over the body, even after a shower. They look really big and bad! And that isn't to mention the wiggly chuckie pigs skating over your eyeballs too. The thought alone would make you go all watery-eyed - until the camera zoomed out to reveal a whole human, and you realise that what you just saw was true but no big deal for most of us whose lice don't get out of control.

It isn't to say the Horowitz Jihad video lies. There have been, and continue to be atrocities we could all do without, and the perpetrators have been flying the flag of Islam, in their own crazy way. But I think it is all too easy to paint such a selective black picture and present it without a global perspective. In the scheme of things there are far nastier threats to human life and lifestyles.

For instance, I can reveal that a million people a year are murdered unnecessarily and the killers could arrive in the west at any time to further their vile cause. Death to the murderers. Kill them. Stamp them out. But that doesn't happen, not because we can't, but because not enough people have read the propaganda masquerading as facts and acted on the threat of
malaria-carrying mosquitoes.

Walking around the garden every summer evening could be far more stressful than the threat of a jihadist bursting into your front room.

And somehow, that tenuous link brings us full circle to the title.
Jihad Pizzas was the name Mrs Ed came up with for the fast food outlet employing the Muslim terrorist guy who staked out Fort Dicks under the cover of pizza deliveries. For reasons of national security, we were never told the toppings of choice requested by the servicemen, but the Jihad Pizza shop owner, who of course had no idea what was going on, says his post-attack sales were set to sky rocket with the launch of a new pizza with a secret new dynamite topping. (Some readers will appreciate the linguistic irony that the pizza also came with a special cratered base.) But alas, it wasn't meant to be, and he was most disappointed to have to withdraw his new found slogan: Our pizza's so good it will blow you away.

Don't believe everything you read or see about jihad.


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Latest blogosphere news

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What's up in Africa? Pambazuka, a weekly social forum on injustice in Africa offers the curious reader a summary of very well written and thought-provoking blog posts from Africans. It amazes me how forthright and logical African writers tend to be. They have to be that way in the face of extremely troubling attitudes from us know-it-all Westerners.

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As per a recent review policy, full reviews are being reserved for winners of MyBlogLog Sunday reviewees sending me the most traffic each week. Many years ago, Claire Pitt flooded the Pisstakers and this is her payback review of A little Piece of Me.

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For the 5 funniest blog posts ever, check out this list. They are political, but hey, even politics can be funny. These posts also prove that most humor is actually cultural references presented in a clever way. They may therefore not be remotely funny if you are an Inuit making a living in the fast melting areas of the Northern hemisphere

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Round 'em up is a post on Blog About Your Blog re summarising the best or most useful blog posts of your week ie creating a blog post around others' articles. If done correctly, the benefits are many for both sides of the equation, especially if useful anchor text is used. That touch of linking class requires a little bit of research on your part to find the bloggers' keywords, or if in doubt use the blog post title as the link text.

Round 'em up should therefore get the author plenty of interest from cow hands seeking a free ad worth 60 buckaroos.

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Personally I don't like the work involved in rounding up best posts myself. I think bloggers should email me your best posts! Hint hint. I am lazy like that.



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I am also a self pisstaker, as I am not really lazy - as you can tell from MyBlogLog Sunday. However I have insisted that lazy-ish bloggers who want a mini review should get out of bed early on a Sunday and actually show their faces on my site. 140 mini reviews later it isn't going too bad, but it isn't the heavenly two way mutual linking fest it could be. Many bloggers either don't bother to mention their mention, or they don't know to look on Technorati to see who is blogging about them.

New angle on MyBlogLog Sunday. This post has just given me another idea, actually. From now on, to increase the two-way benefits of MyBlogLog Sunday, if you want to be mini reviewed: When you time your visit to be included in the last 10 in the MBL widget. you should also leave a comment mentioning YOUR best post of the week.

Oh how sweet is that? So sweet I expect MBL Sunday will drop to 2 mini reviews per week of conscientious marketing-aware blogs! I guess I can live with that in the name of quality blogging.

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The disabled are people

Ed the Editor's personal blog corner


There used to be a UK Government slogan The Disabled are People. A good friend of mine is in a wheelchair and we used to rib him about the saying. In his case, he is more extraordinary than any single person I know of. Perhaps, Some disabled people are superhuman, would have been a better tag line, but that would have discriminated against able -bodied people.

In Spain, the term for disabled (or physically challenged or whatever the politically correct term we are allowed to use), is
menos válido´ Less valid. That made my friend laugh, hysterically! For all the Spanish culture and importance of family, they don't have their act together for folks in wheelchairs. Their sidewalks are lined with curb stones big enough to give Big Foot trucks a hard time, cobbled streets judder every bone in a broken spine, and many towns are without hotels suitable for wheelchairs. Amazing.

In Africa I saw how physically handicapped kids got around. It was on their ass with legs strapped up behind them and a big grin on their face as they begged in the streets. Not ideal, but sort of inspiring for any of us super athletes thinking of complaining of achey joints or a mild sprain. In the West, we don't have it perfect, but it ain't bad.

When I see my mate spinning in his chair in a carpark or a disco, or swimming length after length (without his chair), it makes me smile. And when I see his friend, also in a wheelchair, attended day and night by his wife, for no real reason, other than she will because he demands it of her, I am even more taken aback by my mate's positive attitude.

And when the guy who is playing on his disability is shouting,
Make way make way, wheelchair coming through, disabled person needs to get to the bar, sorry, but you can't help but think he is a bit of a jerk.

But on a positive note to finish, my friend was once sat outside a supermarket waiting for a friend to come out. He was drinking a can of Coke. Out the blue, an older woman walked up to him, patted him on the head and tried to drop a coin into the can resting on his lap.

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Latest blogosphere news

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I have linked to quite a few blog contests. If you have one going, let Ed know, and I will publish the details on the homepage.

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The good thing about blogging is the sense of community and sharing of information. Say thanks to June for bringing Two Loos Le trek within the scope of our daily lives. The blog is a day by day Before and after exposé of the evolution of a European bathroom renovation project. It should reach almost toiletry proportions sometime soon. From that statement you can gauge what European builders are like with their commitments to schedules!

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Comments are an intrinsic part of a blog, adding variety, perspective and additional information to the one-sided ramblings of bloggers, but they can have their downside. Touch wood, spam and trolling are not an issue yet at The Pisstakers, but Josh Wolf is going to start deleting comments containing blatant personal attacks.

He also discovered that one person had posted 85 times under different names and addresses, and most of the comments had been negative. Should he delete them, edit them, disable anonymous comments, or what? He asks for opinions.

The one address the phantom commenter couldn't be bothered to mask or change is the IP that traces them back to their basement. And Josh Wolf knows all about small dark rooms. He was the blogger jailed for not handing over an unpublished video of G8 shennanigans. Hence the irony / dilemma that he now has to decide whether or not to censor others' opinions that may not be to his liking.

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Stream-lining the format of The Pisstakers

Ed the Editor's personal blog corner


They say the moment you stop learning is the moment you die. Equally in business, unless you move your company product forward, it will fall behind. And so it is with the blog. Unless you tweak and analyse and rearrange and experiment, you won't ever maximise the potential of your blog. Sometimes you have to take a chance!

Less is more!


The following changes came about when I was beginning to wonder where I am going wrong with The Pisstakers! Well, not so much going wrong, as falling behind. After reading that
Celebrity Insider bagged over 500 uniques on its 9th day (something that I think even surprised the site owner?) I am wondering why my traffic isn't meteoric yet. It is growing steadily but not at that rate.

Content is king, so I could do with more
breaking news perhaps, and I know there is lots of tagging and categorising to do, but that isn't what was ringing the alarm bells. The first thing niggling me is, or rather was the format of the homepage. It wasn't as killer as I thought!

What is a first-time visitor's impression of the blog and does it draw them in?


The answer lies somewhere between,
Pisstakers, haha haha, cool layout too, like it, to Oooh, I don't like that, never coming back, it is disgusting, just look at the name, it's got Piss in it. All I can do is welcome readers with a sense of humor, and ask the rest to run along to John Chow or some other money-making or straight-laced blogger!!

And then, assuming people get past the name, I was looking at what encourages a first timer to investigate past the banner. The head icons portray and link to the topics covered within the blog. In truth The Pisstakers is several blogs and the imagery should give visitors an instant idea of the breadth of content. Even if you don't start clicking heads, logically, once you have read the blue welcoming sign explaining the content, your eyes would focus back on the head icons and you'd start investigating the content? Let's hope so, because until I made some changes, mainly not!

Too much information?


I think I confused readers in my attempt to keep things simple, because below the intro, I also provided a summary, listing new posts made on The Pisstakers that day.
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As was pointed out by my greatest critic, Mrs Ed, there was maybe too much info. When readers saw Tech head icons at the top, and then tech stuff summaries mixed in with blog news, anecdotal posts, world news blah blah, readers may have wondered what the focus of the blog really was.

To be clear, I am aiming to satisfy a lot of folks - tech heads who just want tech-based stuff, but do not necessarily want to hear about my re-location; folks after light, quirky posts and equally, if you just want some latest news from a satirist, but aren't into tech...or you do like a mixed bag of daily satire etc! But how to achieve it?

It's all in the homepage.


By streamlining and re-focussing the homepage, I should be able to remove any idea of random blogging, AND put some emphasis back on the head icons where hundreds of post lie in waiting for the curious! By clarifying the function of the homepage, I also speed up publishing on my end, and improve my relationship with googlebots. Schweet.

To achieve this, I am going to reduce the publicity for new posts on the homepage. Sort of like less is more! Rad man! So I will no longer be placing a homepage summary of the posts I have blogged about
behind the faces. To find out what is new in your preferred topic, please navigate yourself around the relevant head icons

And to make the homepage even more focussed, all postings featured here are going to be solely
blogging oriented. Therefore, in the space once occupied by MY latest blog post summaries I will be doing shorter, uptodate blogosphere news, views and snippets. And in addition, I will also keep the blog emphasis going with these Ed's blogspot posts and any Pisstakers news too. There we are, navigate away!

Less pressure, more time


So less is hopefully more: more clarity, easier navigation - more time, easier time blogging. This tactic also removes a nagging sense of urgency that I couldn't publish any changes on the homepage until I had finished ALL my blogging, so I had better get a move on and... That was sort of no fun and not computing too well, especially with the way that most people judge a blog by its homepage! That's to say, no changes on homepage, no changes to a site as a whole!

Now the main window on The Pisstakers will change every morning without doubt and without stress for me! Win-win.

And having already updated the homepage with blogosphere blogging news this morning, I can publish my daily rant at my leisure in the afternoon / evening. So the upshot of that is, with the same workload, I am under less pressure and get the chance to say hi to Google robots twice a day. Double excellent.

A little insight into the machinations of a Pistaker's mind. If you have any pointers or think I am losing it, by all means leave a comment or contact me privately.

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MyBlogLog Sunday 14

Today MyBlogLog Sunday cruises into part 14 at the Pisstakers.

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It is an early blogger who catches the mini review this morning. The sun burst through the window most rudely and woke me up way ahead of schedule. What is a person to do when there is no coffee on the menu to lessen the pain? Therefore, the 10 bloggers this week are the nine o'clockers. Let's pray there is no sun next week so we can get back to a more civilised 10 or elevensies. And maybe I can lose this monk-like habit and drink more coffee too.

Thanks for taking part today, and to those of you who don't know what on earth is going on here, the MBL Sunday rules are explained here. (As a hint, be a MyBlogLog member who visits here just before I start blogging on Sundays - usually 10 to 11am!)



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All mini reviews from today are instantly added to the archives, so you can get a permanent back link to your mini review when it appears later today.

Update on the outcome of MyBlogLog Sunday "program"
The hope was to generate shout outs from reviewees who then tagged those posts in Technorati. About half of reviewees tend to do this! Not that the mini reviews have been in vain, as about 100 people a day check out the Pistakers MyBlogLog community - and some even cruise on by the blog. Plus it gives me the chance to really read other blog posts which is like being paid to have fun.

MyBlogLog Sunday prize winner

A pound of gummi bears and a review is on offer to the blogger from last week's featured blogs who referred the most traffic to The Pisstakers before midnight this Saturday.

Hats off to Larry Hnetka. Hmmm I hope I can export gummis! Do they need a passport? And Callie Ann gets a special mention for over 5000 appearances of the funny quote widget in the last couple of weeks. If you have a quote to add, you can get yourself a link from the widget to your site, send 'em in to Ed.

MyBlogLog Sunday info links

All hot mini reviews on MyBloglog Sunday!

Internet buzz on MyBloglog Sunday!

How to participate in MyBloglog Sunday!

Weekly round-up of MyBloglog Sunday!

Be back later.


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No blogging, flogging and interrogating

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A CNN war correspondent was told to shut down his popular site, touching off an ongoing debate on blogging as a legitimate form of journalism. This, from Susan Mernit, raises quite a few questions.

I wonder: If journalists spend years training, why should amateurs think they can do a balanced job? (Is journalism ever balanced?) Journalists may be imperfect messengers, but does that mean you want your news from the equivalent of the local gossip? Blogging is quite a question raiser, innit.

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You could be flogged alive if caught promoting a product on your blog without disclosing any affiliations, or payments for writing services. Well, not quite, but flogging, where corporate bloggers masquerade as normal folks and talk up their products as if they were a customer, is frowned upon by Technorati and the authorities.

I call flogging A dose of real life and quite amusing, because when they are outed, these corporations get even more publicity, more sales and no black marks worth diddly.
You know, who is going to boycott Sony because an everyday guy called Charlie is in fact Hiro Yakamota (made up name) from the Sony Corporation Marketing Department? Noone.

And perversely, I expect a small blogger like myself would probably be lambasted and abandoned by all and sundry for surreptitiously talking up products I was getting paid a commission for. Oh well, we should just do the right thing and disclose all, and meanwhile, expect creative corporate flogs to slip through the net. As you were and back to real life.

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For surreal blogging, why not log the daily goings on in Second life? Talk about rich pickings for schizophrenics.

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The Blog Interrogations caught fire with Hari, a funny guy with more brains than are good for me. See if you can better his answers to these 5 questions. I also have a review policy now.

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Models on Tyra Banks' ANTM, and other mentally strong competitors

Ed the Editor's personal blog corner


I was sat thinking about some of the episodes of America's Next Top Model, as you do, and was reminded of that pool photo-shoot where one model got hyperthermic and had to be almost resuscitated. I can't recall if they praised or scolded her for going so far over the top to put on a brave face, but, whatever, it was a gutsy performance and amusing to see.

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And then I was thinking of other extreme mental head cases and came up with a couple of examples. One is Sir Ranulph Fiennes. he is not an actor but he is a nutcase explorer. Imagine he was eating 5000 calories a day and came back from a polar expedition looking skeletal. Not satisfied with surviving, he submitted himself for medical examination too, and his buddy literally cut off pieces of his flesh and muscle to examine what the hell made this guy tick so well.

At a later date he ran 5 marathons back to back, never achieved by anyone, and apparently an exercise that transcends the physical capability of the human body, namely, he shouldn't have been able to recuperate between marathons. But he did it. In his case his mind was so tough it carried him through everything. This one man could destroy a dieting industry, as he is living proof that anyone out there thinking of losing serious weight should indulge in pure unadulterated exercise and consume 5000 calories a day.

The great canyon run


Another loony, whose name escapes me, did a canyoning run that took several weeks. You know these guys who don a wet suit and helmet and jump into a raging river and shoot waterfalls and shimmy through rapids - for fun. He achieved his aim, but en route he suffered from depression.

I am a great believer that depression is a physical issue that has mental repercussions, a bit like how your computer hardware can be faulty but all you see is programs crashing and you blame the software not the hardware for your ills!

So this guy went all introverted and sad, much like his family back home biting their nails every day praying he made it through? He did pull through and finished his descent, and may that be a lesson to all of us who wonder if it is worth buying a canoe! Save your money and spend your money on Prozac.

And getting back to the original inspiration for this meandering thought trip. Am I the only one who thinks Tyra is a big big girl these days? She has a strong mind, so maybe she should head for the North Pole and work out on The Arctic's Next Top Model, with a daily sled pull, feasting between shoots on Eskimo food.

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Latest Blogosphere news


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Endgadget, number one blog on the Technorati tree, just published a post about a multi-touch screen for a laptop. I have used Gestures with a trackpad and they rock, really, and I have a laptop too, but I don't see how fingertip control of flipping images and carousels will ever be applicable to any blogging software I know of.

I am all for geekery, but for starters, I would not want to have my laptop screen dismantled and then rotated 180 degrees by a Cambridge boffin, and more importantly I don't think I could ever change the habit of a lifetime: "Touch my Mac's screen and you're dead!" You know, those annoying gits who point and can't abide not to physically touch the word you can see perfectly well. Graaaghhhh.

Anyway, the technology is surely coming to a portable screen near you, soon, courtesy of Microsoft. Watch the vid if you don't believe me and blog about it.

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If you ever want a little nudge to keep you blogging, digest this little snippet on blog popularity I found on wikipedia. There are 200 million discontinued blogs on the internet. If you don't want to add to the dotsam and netsam clogging up the blogosphere, don't jettison your commitment to daily / weekly writing. Class and stickability always win, and as there are only 100 million people still blogging today, the stayers are guaranteed to shine through!


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Poorer than You explains how to win a free iPod shuffle from a company that distributes eBooks and comics. It is not a scam, as their high-tech iPod Shuffle (not the one they won from the guys at WOWIO) but the Shuffle they actually paid money for in 2005, is breaking and they need a new one. And you know you want to win too, because bloggers can't possibly concentrate without white earbuds vibrating in their lug holes.

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Internet Entrepreneur Tyler Cruz became an accidental hate magnet when he signed up to Pay per Post. He asked PPP to stir up some interest in his blog in return for promoting their service. They obliged, he was happy. Not everyone was so pleased, however, to see him get preferential unofficial superficial treatment. The whiners were probably the folks who have been signed up for ages, can't write for toffee and wonder why they don't make any money?

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Latest blogosphere news


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The celebrity insider dishes the clean-cut dirt on Simon Telly Tubby Cowell.



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The Blog Interrogations continue with Denise O. I spoilt her link, so she stays another 24 hours. If you're tired of work, you'll appreciate her banner. Hari is tomorrow. I also have a review policy now.

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contests

Other contests this week


Tectonic Designs
is a hive of contest information. From plain old free stuff to prizes for writers, quiz artists and everything in between, there is plenty to enter and win.

Steve is offering up to $200CAD for the better reviews of his MIS Specification, a tagging system for the multimedia files quickly filling the world's hard drives.

Ades has regular info on competitions and giveaways and put me onto CypherHackz contest via Sabahans contest. Where will it end with blog review contests?

Blog About Your Blog has 160 187 RSS readers now. And at last the mini fridge winner has been announced via video - fingers and all in the pictures.

Blog Interrogation
I have a bit of a backlog with the 5 question and answer Blog Interrogation. Sorry folks, it all comes to he who waits and we will be back on track from tomorrow.

Want to join the fest? Via 5 questions, you will find it unavoidable to tell us what you blog about, and share any regrets and insights of use to us bloggers out there. And as this is The Pisstakers, you can let your hair down and have some fun, if you want.

Send your answers in to Ed, unsolicited, and remember, this is not a meme or false link love exercise. All interrogations stay on my review blog which is PR4 and promoted..

We've linked to several web search engines offering random payments & prizes! Click the icon & search our keyphrase web satire. It is a win-win, perhaps!


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Funny quotes widget update

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The funny quotes widget has just been updated with some new links to enjoy when you click on a quote.

One is from Billy Connolly linking to his site. Who would have thought Big Yin would employ the website designers from Toy Town? He must be getting soft in his ranty old age.

There are a load of good jokes leading off another quote, and Lord likely has produced a cool saying for the women. Don't shoot the messenger, you should have seen the last one he sent in!

If you have any quotes email them to me, and / or if you would like to install the widget (it works fine and the background adapts to your color scheme) copy and paste the code.


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The move from hell

Ed the Editor's personal blog corner


There was some mild curiosity about what happened during my latest relocation. I am as interested as the next person to know why it took so long too!

When I was looking around the house a couple of weeks pre move time, I was thinking the place was nearly ready. My lovely wife saw things I didn't, and was not quite as laid back about what lay ahead.

Needless to say, she saw precisely what was there to be done, and I missed about 60% of the facts. Day after day I was telling her it would be fine, we would be ready, blah blah. Day after day Mrs Ed was giving me this look of resigned despair - mainly despair that I would never wake up and smell the roses.

So I was wrong again, didn't get a whiff of rose until too late and deserved to be totally wired out on the last night, humping furniture and touching up walls and packing the furniture I had humped, and building fences..,

Yes, building a bloody fence at midnight! Talk about co-ordination hell. In my slight defence, the extent of the move even surprised Mrs Ed, so there! The operation was highly complicated and not a simple pack-up-and-go deal. It involving furnishing and leaving our home in a perfect condition for renters, getting the rest of our stuff packed away safely in storage, and driving off with a couple of suitcases, two cats and an iron to a new home. It was not something that you can look up in a book and it gives you a time to finish. Or if there is such a book, please let me have a copy.

But hey, we did it, and surprisingly we still love each other enough for Mrs Ed to cook and me to eat lots of her homely food!!! And I got a dirty great power drill out the deal too, the only weapon capable of completing that goddamned fencing arrangement before sun up.

Enjoy the content.

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Funny quotes widget rolls on

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The Funny Quotes widget has been seen over 30,000 times so far this month. 40,000 times in May. That is quite useful for attracting traffic because when someone clicks on one of the quotes, it links back to the blogger who submitted the quote.

Just send me a funny line (funny to people who don't have any context to go on, by the way) and a URL and I will add it in to the widget. Play fair and install the widget (it seems to work without damaging websites) and watch the viral effect grow.

Or just install the widget for entertainment value. Everyone loves a smart ass quote - even serious money-making bloggers!


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Saturday's funny stuff

Rumors of the death of The Pisstakers have been greatly exaggerated! Ed is back and thanks to you all for popping by over the last couple of weeks.

It looks like overall visitor numbers are barely down on the period before I stopped posting. So, I will blog on in a new posts from Ed seem superfluous kind of way!

I don't know if I am better or badder than ever, but I am back, and suffice to say, I have noticed a thing or two worth commenting on during our protracted move.


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Comcast are about as useful as a snowball in hell. You would think that the least you could expect from a homogenous faceless corporation is a standard email service wherever you go. But no.


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When the American government announces one day in the nearish future that China is now the biggest economy in the world and owns half of the US, don't hold your hands up in horror.


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If a 2-year old kid vaulted the perimeter fencing of a condo, found its way to the pool area, broke through that fence and then drowned itself, all hell would break loose, legally. No shit.


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Appliances bit back big time again as we tried to use the self-clean function on the oven. Give me strength.



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Your village called. They want their idiot back. From Callie Ann (More Daily quotes.)



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Is The Pisstakers blog layout obvious enough?

Ed the Editor's personal blog corner


From a design point of view, this isn't your typical blog! It isn't exactly rectangular and it has loads of heads with shit-eating grins, as someone once commented, floating around. And it has 3 navigation areas, and it is 7 blogs rolled into one. The question is, does the homepage with the post summaries give the impression that this is a disorganised mega random blog about anything blog, or is it obvious from the head icons that this is a site comprising stand alone blogs? And are the blog topics distinct enough to be of interest to people looking for specific tech-only or quirky news-only blogs?

Each head icon links to a standalone blog within The Pisstakers. On the plus side, I could literally add a blog to The Pisstakers and write about about any subject, say Entertainment, and give it dozens of categories. As a standalone blog I needn't add those categories to the homepage sidebar. The same applies for the tech section. I don't need to have categories about HP printers and Zwinky tool bars in amongst homepage specific categories like , MyBlogLog Sunday.

This segregation has the advantage that people don't get overwhelmed by homepage category lists that give the air of total random blogginess, but on the downside, it requires visitors who want tech-only or entertainment-only info, to navigate around to find their preferred blog topic.

I was in on the design layout, so it is obvious to me how to find your tech news only, (there are 250 posts on tech stuff, plenty of info I think) but I wonder if new visitors fail to pick up on the fact that the head icons depict a standalone blog about their favorite topic?!

And worse, do first time and regular visitors get too focussed on the summaries in the homepage and assume that I blog randomly? Just some ruminations on a Wednesday afternoon.

What issues do you have with your blog layout. Is it easy for visitors to find their way around? Do people miss your best articles or features and you don't know why?


If you ever miss a day without Ed, all the blogspots are here.

Enjoy the content.


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MyBlogLog Sunday 13

Today is the belated back to school MyBlogLog Sunday - part 13 at the Pisstakers.

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Coffee has been replaced by bottled water for my Sunday beverage of choice. I will live longer and healthier, but life will feel less rich dunking my toast in cold water. Oh well.

Here are the 10 lucky faces for this episode of MyBlogLog Sunday, brought to you finally by a blogger with no distracting commitments. After a while away from the blogosphere it will be doubly interesting for me too to dive into different domains around the internet and check out what has been happening, and spot any new trends, other mini reviewers emerging....

Thanks for taking part today, and to those of you who don't know what on earth is going on here, the MBL Sunday rules are explained here. (As a hint, be a MyBlogLog member who visits here just before I start blogging on Sundays!)

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All mini reviews from today are instantly added to the archives, so you can get a permanent back link to your mini review today.

MyBlogLog Sunday prize winner

I have got out of step with this part of the deal, but will resume from now. A pound of gummi bears and a review is on offer to which ever of this week's featured blogs refers the most traffic to The Pisstakers before midnight next Saturday.

MyBlogLog Sunday info links

All hot mini reviews on MyBloglog Sunday!

Internet buzz on MyBloglog Sunday!

How to participate in MyBloglog Sunday!

Weekly round-up of MyBloglog Sunday!

Other contests this week


Tectonic Designs
is a hive of contest information. From plain old free stuff to prizes for writers, quiz artists and everything in between, there is plenty to enter and win.

Steve is offering up to $200CAD for the better reviews of his MIS Specification, a tagging system for the multimedia files quickly filling the world's hard drives.

Ades has regular info on competitions and giveaways and put me onto CypherHackz contest via Sabahans contest. Where will it end with blog review contests?

Blog About Your Blog has 160 187 RSS readers now. And at last the mini fridge winner has been announced via video - fingers and all in the pictures.

Blog Interrogation
I have a bit of a backlog with the 5 question and answer Blog Interrogation. Sorry folks, it all comes to he who waits and we will be back on track from tomorrow.

Want to join the fest? Via 5 questions, you will find it unavoidable to tell us what you blog about, and share any regrets and insights of use to us bloggers out there. And as this is The Pisstakers, you can let your hair down and have some fun, if you want.

Send your answers in to Ed, unsolicited, and remember, this is not a meme or false link love exercise. All interrogations stay on my review blog which is PR4 and promoted..

We've linked to several web search engines offering random payments & prizes! Click the icon & search our keyphrase web satire. It is a win-win, perhaps!

Be back later.


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Old people

Ed the Editor's personal blog corner


We are not getting any younger, but I do hope I age more gracefully than the big old guy who hobbled over to customer service in a supermarket and growled, "I wanna shopping car' "

The assistant thought he said
"Card" and explained that they had several sorts depending on what deals you wanted... The old guy then flipped into rude old person mode, raised his arms and yelled at her like she was 3 years old, "Nooooo, carT, a shopping cart for my wife."

It made me feel like telling him to carry his poor wife himself, the rude git. But the shop assistant was far more patient than me - and more vindictive. She politely explained what he needed to know and sent him in the opposite direction to the carts.

Old person road rage


On one of our many protracted road trips recently, we were flagged down by this mad old guy whose car had broken down. When I say flagged, I mean, he stood in the road defying us to run him down. We were in a good mood at that one moment in time and offered to take him to the nearest gas station - and even agreed to take him back to his car too!

What a bloody adventure that turned into. He didn't know where he was, where he was going, or where he had even driven from. To add to the fun, we didn't know any local gas stations, and drove back where we had just come from, with a vague recollection of a Wawa somewhere in the recent past. 12 miles later we pulled in to the service station, having discerned that he was a confused old man who had probably fled an old folks home on a mini adventure and got completely lost.

He sorted out his cannister of gas after bargng into two queues and trying to get back in the wrong car. Some jesus freak said we were blessed for helping a man in need, a couple were laughing at our misfortune, a social worker interrogated the poor old guy then said he was fine to go with us. Then we decided maybe we should ask a cop to explain to the old boy how to get back to his house, as we didn't have a clue ourselves. That episode really got me going!

The local traffic cop was writing a traffic ticket when Mrs Ed approached him and asked for help. After explaining about the old boy's problem, his first reaction was, "
What, you gonna dump him on me?" What a wanker, Mr Civil Servant, protector of people in distress. She is quicker than any cop and said she would drive back to the man's car and call 911 from there. Of course that got his attention and he asked us to hang around till he could sort something out and save us telling the next township policemen what a dick he was.

Meanwhile the old boy is telling me he doesn't know anything, just get him to his car and he will figure it out if we can tell him where to head for. Oh dear. Eventually the cop waddles over and the first thing he does is address Mrs Ed by her first name. What a shit head, I thought. Then he really showed his true colors and advised us not to get the guy's car running again and not to send him home, as a "
good samaritan act will backfire on you and get you in trouble if anything happens to him on his way home."

I was fuming. Like we gave the guy his driving license and like the cop cared whether the old man lived or died. Then another cop arrived and the two yahoos made a big deal of everything, trying to make out he was mental. I smiled when he batted back their question about if he had alzheimer's.
What, you mean Old Timer's? Nah, no doctor ever told me I had that.

Eventually they decided to take the old man with them. We were not impressed, to put it mildly. Luckily the old guy was sufficiently not quite on the ball to realise his friendly neighborhood cops were not that friendly, but presumably they did their duty and saw he was alright.

So there you go. That's what we have to look forward to in our dotage? I hope not. And we definitely won't be sending any donations to the retired policemen fund in that neck of the woods.

Enjoy the content.

If you ever miss a day without Ed, all the blogspots are here.


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Untwisted Vortex makes Ed smile

Ed the Editor's personal blog corner


Sorry all, no sign of real life here yet as we live in transit between homes, but here is a little bit of prose to break the boredom, maybe.

I was looking through Technorati rankings to see who had mentioned the Pisstakers recently and I had to smile at a
Untwisted Vortex' remarks about the Blog Interrogation I did of Matt eJabs. Let's just say it is really hard to please all the people all the time in this day and age! And after a few interesting, or is it alarming emails from folks who are uncomfortable with the very word, Pisstaker, I think I need to clarify what The Pisstakers ethos is!

The underlying motivation is to bring interesting info to the readers written in an easily digestible and light hearted way. And if there is an opportunity to take the piss, I am there! As wikipedia explains, pisstaking is just a slang way of saying
ridiculing. What makes me smile is that the people who get offended by the term pisstaker probably love Dr Phil, and he says Pissed off regularly! It is funny to me that his is actually a far more aggressive and "crude" use of the word piss! and I hardly ever write "piss" outside of the title of this blog, but oh well!

So, following Mr Vortex' welcome exposé´ let's´take a quick look at the Blog Interrogation. In 5 quick questions, designed not to bore you and me to death, I want to get bloggers from all walks of life to reveal what their blog means to them, and what their attitudes are to blogging. It is supposed to be entertaining, educational and a quick fire opportunity for all concerned. Plus I get to be a smart ass summarizer. Apparently the
interview with Matt and my summary did nothing to appeal to Untwisted Vortex sense of humor, which is fair enough.

But to be fair back, there was probably a good reason why he didn't fall on the floor clutching his aching funny bone. Matt got through the interrogation pretty much unscathed! And I repeat, I am a pisstaker, not a psychopathic cruel bastard.

If I ask someone a question that they answer honestly and with plenty of relevant detail, and they aren't necessarily a comedic writer or they aren't feeling in a pisstaking mood, it doesnt seem appropriate for me to say, "
Hah, Matt, thanks for taking time out your life to answer those questions, but you are a lame-o for revealing you are not happy with x y z parts of your blog. Even a kid could have spotted those mistakes, der." That isn't taking the piss, that is a cheap shot. I am quite selective with cheap shots!

Also, not only does it get really boring if you rip into people for almost no reason all the time, like shock jocks with their "
Are you a lesbian? lines, but really, it isn't the job of a pisstaker to ridicule for no reason. If there are gaping holes in logic or someone says one thing while obviously doing another, then watch out pisstaker on the loose. Taking the piss would have been appropriate had Matt said he wanted to write articles for Fox News because he needed to satisfy a calling to contribute to a balanced news program. That is when Ed sharpens his knife and jumps in there with the pisstaking!

Anyway, not wishing to make Matt feel uncomfortable (thanks for sticking up for me btw!) the interrogations have all been different and I think they have reflected the personality of the bloggers involved. Lord Likely for instance, creamed me with some of his answers and I had to dig deep to come back at him so that I wasn't totally humiliated myself - which was great. Larry had me smiling with his tongue-in-cheek hmmms, so I batted a few remarks back, and I probably revealed a few intellectual inadequacies of my own summarizing a philosophical blog.

There is a set of answers coming from Hari, who coincidentally found me via Untwisted Vortex, cheers! His responses raised my eyebrows a little, and as I am going to guess that he can probably give as good he takes, or is it the other way round? there are a few chinks in his armor which I am sure he won't mind me bringing to the attention of the readers.

So let's hope you guys keep the responses coming and if Untwisted Vortex wants to be under the spotlight and give me some shit, please, bring it on in spades!! I look forward to entering his good books as a pisstaker!

Enjoy the content.

If you ever miss a day without Ed, all the blogspots are here.


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Blog interrogation: Larry Hnetka

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Welcome Larry to Blog Interrogation. Time to go Hmmm and tell us about your blog and your approach to blogging.


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The hardest question first. What is the name of your website, and can you pick one feature or story to illustrate the flavor of the site to newcomers?

The name of my weblog is Larry Hnetka Goes HMmmm.I checked my archives and in one of my first posts back in June 2004, I said I couldn't come up with a clever blog title. That statement still holds water today, don't you think?

Headlines were never my forte so I took the egotistical route and used my full name in the blog title (hence, the Larry Hnetka portion). The "HMmmm" was supposed to be the clever part. I had Googled the phrase things that make you go hmmmm and was shocked to find over 1,500,000 hits for the term. The one that stuck out the most was HMMmm: the Newsletter of High Mountain Mensa.I figured if those brainiacs could HMmmm so could I. Scan through the entries in my Journal category. You'll get more flavour about me than you'll ever need or want to know.

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This is a killer question if you are a perfectionist. In the history of the site, if there were one thing you could change, or one decision you could reverse, what would it be?

As I'm not a perfectionist, just anal-retentive with a dash of anxiety disorder on the side, the one thing I might change about my site is to add a second sidebar. I've deleted many sidebar buttons and widgets over the last while trying to leave important links or information. Right now, my solitary sidebar is too long and disorganized. I'm surprised I can find anything there, let alone someone who lands on my weblog without any warning.
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Would you ever consider changing the name of your site to reflect the passing of time? For instance, after reading The Onion, I compared the first posts with the latest, & the name Has Bean sprang to mind. What do you think in your case?

Short answer: nyet to changing my blog name.

Long answer: I used to beg my parents to change our surname to Smith or Jones, anything but Hnetka. My mother's response was always, "you could have been one of the Karpuke's or Mazapuke's or (gasp) Yaddamaminski's -- be proud of your name."

Although I have an uncommon surname, bloggers have confused me with some "Harry Hnetka" fellow, much to my disbelief, My surname is of Ukrainian origin and so if you're a Hnetka, you're one of the family. I've had one or two relatives ticked off at me for using the surname because I Google ahead of them. I've even had an inquiry from one of my uncle's old girlfriends who hadn't had made contact with him for 40 years. She wondered what ever happened to him. My response was short. He had married twice, had several children but unfortunately dear Uncle X passed away accidentally some 25 years ago. He died in his car in his garage with the car engine running and the garage door nailed shut from the inside. She never replied back. Those moments make me tingle with the sheer HMmmmness within them.

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Back on track, how many has beens, I mean, writers, does it take to create your site? And how much do they earn per hour?!

I am the one and only great HMmmmer penning all the yadda yadda blah blah yadda on my blog. I have not earned one Canadian penny from my blog. Besides I couldn't afford what it would cost to hire myself to write all this stuff anyway.
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Finally, if you could get an article published on any website on earth, other than your own, which would it be, and why?


Haven't really thought about asking another website to consider publishing an article from me. That concept is more typical of the old submission-for-publication to hardcopy magazines and the like.

Having said that, I have found some weblogs who've stolen my content verbatim without any reference that the content came from me. Unfortunately, it's never the big guns who take your copy. It's usually the new bloggers who copy and post without linking. I look forward to the day when some high traffic poobahs come and ask me if I will consider posting their content on my site. That's when I will throw back my head and laugh ha ha while collecting the cash from them and HMmmming all the way to the bank.

Ed extracts the bones from the blog interrogation


Thanks, Larry, for going into such depth about your blog.

I am amazed that anyone would copy another writer''s work verbatim, and expect to get away with it , especially if they are trying to promote their blog. Der. And why anyone would copy your work, that really dumbfounds me!

Joking aside, I am forever grateful for your expansive responses, this has come right when my own pen has dried up temporarily. As for your suicidal uncle story, sorry, but that made me laugh out loud. May he rest in peace and I hope they didn't damage the garage door too much trying to pry it open to get to him.

And don't worry about not earning from your blog yet. It all comes to he who waits. Cheers.


So, who is next up? Denise will get the stage to herself tomorrow.

Please don't think your blog is too serious or too trivial to provide the answers to these questions. Everyone has a story to tell and the interrogation is a good measure of your understanding of your blog. You get backlinks for good measure too.


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MyBlogLog Monday week 12

PermaLink to MyBlogLog Sunday week 12
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Baxter Tocher reveals the correctness of buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo and to continue the b's theme, he blogs about blogs that blinded him with their brilliance.

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This week, the Snowman Pooper is on a new creative roll in a new role as podcaster supreme. Plenty of free shit to win too in contests.


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Linda continues to plough a happy-go-lucky furrow on her blog. She has also blown the lid on airline ticket coupons, so check out a real gem for tight wad flyers.

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Polli continues to set her online pond on fire with more Saturday Stuff. She also laments a Wordpress upgrade, where her sidebar died, so pay heed and back up back up back up!

11th blog spot for wittiest comment.


Comments continue to arrive. Lord Likely is in transit so we haven't benefitted from his wit for a while, but he should return to lower the tone or raise some eye brows, (or is it the other way round?)

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The blog interrogation has a few probing questions, which I consider to be like totally amazingly original, dude. However, the winner of the witty comment of the week, is actually a commenter's suggestion for a question. Thanks, Blog Paul, I know where to come for some surreal inspiration if I need any more material for a Q & A session!

So endeth the MyBlogLog Sunday posts for this week .

A pound of gummi bears and a review is on offer to which ever of the following blogs refers the most traffic to The Pisstakers before midnight next Saturday. Send 'em along! Just to confirm, this week's winner was Polliwog. (I will just send all future prizes, adsense checks and 3rd party awards straight to her island

Come back next Sunday to see the next 10 featured bloggers from MyBlogLog.

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Much ado about nothing

Ed the Editor's personal blog corner


So the next few days are a write off, literally, as relocating takes its toll. As Snowman Poop pointed out, I am getting the hang of Mrs Ed being right and me being not so right. Moving is all-consuming, and I am all consumed. Sorry folks.

Trucking around, I heard a ludicrous argument about illegal immigration. The radio host was bragging about how his campaign had cleared an extra 800 illegals off the streets, making his state safer. That sounded a bit inflammatory right there. But putting that generalisation aside, I was shouting at the radio when he starts banging on about supporting employers who knowingly employ illegals. His argument was that it wasn't employers' faults that the government hasn't dealt with the illegals, so, if people without papers are available for work, why not employ them?

It was unbelievable. He wasn't taking the piss either, deadly serious. Do listeners really support this idiot's ideas? I was dying to phone in and say there is a guy escaped from jail on the run, and because the government hasn't apprehended him, he is available for work and is heading for the radio station to ask for a job. Right on, dude, what you got to say to that?

Anyway, time to curl up and sleep. Have a good one.

If you ever miss a day without Ed,
all the blogspots are here.

Enjoy the content.


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Blog Interrogation

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Blog Interrogation (or 5 questions in 5 minutes for the faint of heart) is your opportunity to respond to 5 quick-fire questions from Ed. (This is not a meme, more a YouYou.)

Shoot your answers straight from the hip, perhaps with a bit of humor, and hopefully everyone, including you, will gain an insight into your site. Send Ed your unsolicited responses, and we'll take it from there. And remember, there is no excuse for not having enough time to fit this into your schedule. Everyone has 5 minutes to shout about themselves!

The questions


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The hardest question first. What is the name of your website, and can you pick one feature or story to illustrate the flavor of the site to newcomers?
spotlight
This is a killer question if you are a perfectionist. In the history of the site, if there were one thing you could change, or one decision you could reverse, what would it be?

spotlight
Would you ever consider changing the name of your site to reflect the passing of time? For instance, after reading The Onion, I compared the first posts with the latest, & the name Has Bean sprang to mind. What do you think in your case?
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Back on track, how many has beens, I mean, writers, does it take to create your site? And how much do they earn per hour?!

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Finally, if you could get an article published on any website on earth, other than your own, which would it be, and why?


Contributions so far...

Sarge of Quit Your Day Job
Linda of Are We There Yet?
Phishie of It's Phishie!
Lord Likely of Lord likely
Peter of Necessary Skills
Polli of Polliwog's pond
IESP of I Eat Snowman Poop
Danger Girl of Dayngrous Discourse
Dana of Principled Discovery
Matt of eJabs...for knowledge
Chris of Chris Chen dot see eh!
Mike of Generator Land

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MyBlogLog Sunday 12

Today is the dozenth MyBlogLog Sunday - part 12 at the Pisstakers.

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It seems that for every cup of coffee consumed, you need 8 cups of water to clear the effects out your system. Time to get a potty.

Hey ho to the 10 lucky faces of MyBlogLog Sunday. Let's see what's new and happening on different domains around the internet.

After 120 mini reviews, Mission control has asked me to give a thumbs up to the good folks who give this plug a mention on their site on a regular basis - that's just what was envisioned at launch time.

An apology to the people caught up in this without realising what is going on.

And a gentle reminder that if you sought a mini review here and got one, or if you go to Technorati and see that The Pisstakers is one of your backlinks, why not be a bud and tell someone other than the people living in your house that you were on MBL Sunday or referenced in an article! Remember, we are nothing to do with urine!

Thanks for taking part today, and to those of you who don't know what on earth is going on here, the MBL Sunday rules are explained here. (As a hint, be a MyBlogLog member who visits here just before I start blogging on Sundays!)

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All mini reviews from today are instantly added to the archives, so you can get a permanent back link to your mini review today.

MyBlogLog Sunday prize winner

A pound of gummi bears and a review like these is on offer to which ever of last week's featured blogs refers the most traffic to The Pisstakers before midnight Saturday.

To be announced

MyBlogLog Sunday info links

All hot mini reviews on MyBloglog Sunday!

Internet buzz on MyBloglog Sunday!

How to participate in MyBloglog Sunday!

Weekly round-up of MyBloglog Sunday!

Other contests this week


Steve
is giving away loads of money for the better reviews of his MIS Specification, a tagging system for the multimedia files quickly filling the world's hard drives.

I Eat Snowman Poop
needs a gay jingle. If you need a $25 certificate, join the contest and make each other happy. It can't be worse than the Blogger jingle. Jeez, they need a makeover.

Polliwog
had a Saturday Stuff contest last week to win a book, and it looks like Goldy won it.

Bloglyne has a contest related to the March of Dimes on June 7th. I think how it works is that 3 selected contributors of cash will get a link back as a bonus. The Pisstakers can't win a link because we aren't viewable by all folks everywhere, but no reason why we can't tell you so you can benefit!

Ades has regular info on competitions and giveaways He is one of the better bloggers btw, read and inwardly digest if you are a How To Make Money Online blogger.

Blog About Your Blog has 160 RSS readers now. And their RSS feed mini fridge winner is to be announced via video, no less. .

Link Rambler is going to blow the lid on linkbait opportunities soon. Meanwhile, he mentions others' contests too.

Kumiko has a contest, and I am going to win 150 tickets with the following statement! Kumiko has a new domain and she's giving me a chance to make money online too with her new Cash Quest Competition!! She may want to read this article I did about Google Bombs, in case some of it applies to her keyword tactic.

Google goodies were on offer from Me and My Drum! The contest ended, can't see a winner, but go and read the blog, it is pretty interesting.

Blog Interrogation
5 11 bloggers have so far set the record straight during an intense 5 question and answer Blog Interrogation. Next week I have another 4 lined up. Want to join the fest? Via 5 questions, you will find it unavoidable to tell us what you blog about, and share any regrets and insights of use to us bloggers out there. And as this is The Pisstakers, you can let your hair down and have some fun.

Send your answers in to Ed, unsolicited, and remember, this is not a meme or false link love exercise. All interrogations stay on my review blog which is PR4 and promoted..

We've linked to several web search engines offering random payments & prizes! Click the icon & search our keyphrase web satire. It is a win-win, perhaps!

Be back later.


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More takers for funny quotes widget

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The Web Pen is joined by Ploop, Callie Ann and Larry, more brave souls who have added the Funny Quotes widget to their sidebar. Some more are here.

So far this idgety fidgety widget has appeared about 11000 40000 times on the internet in May, which means each of the 15 quotes has appeared about 1000 a lot of times. That is quite useful if one of your quotes is included in the widget, because each quote links back to your site.

Just send me a funny line (funny to people who don't have any context to go on, by the way) and a URL and I will add it in. Play fair and install the widget (it seems to work without damaging websites) and the effect grows.

If you want a widget of your own with your own quotes perhaps, or photos or whatever content you have in mind, contact Giuseppe and tell him Ed sent you. Mentioning my name won't make a blind bit of difference to him, you will still get a good job done.

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Parenting skills: Instant punishment or time out?

Ed the Editor's personal blog corner


Perfect parents don't exist. They say the only qualifications needed to be a parent is a set of functioning genitals. Less harsh critics of dubious parenting say that there is no book, no training that can prepare adults for raising children, so we have to accept that people do the best they can. OK, so that is alright, then!

When I was a kid I fell out of an apple tree and my dad clipped me round the ear. I claim it was unfair, others say he did it out of relief that I was still alive, and others even harder say I deserved to be hit to reinforce the fact I had broken the rules about climbing trees.

As an uncle, not a parent, I know my response to a child in a similar circumstance would be not to add insult to injury with a thump. However I would remind them that us humans were born without feathers and wings and most of us aren't called Tarzan. Whether that would lighten the drama or screw the kid up forever, I don't know, but at least it would be more humane than a clip round the head.

The other approach is time out, where, presumably, my father would have locked the door and told me to stand outside till I had thought about the errors of my ways. I recall that Emo guy recounting Christmas Day. "We would wake up full of anticipation, and on seeing the snow on the ground, we would rush to the front door and holla through the letterbox, "Mom, let us in."

Compared to the Spartans, even the harshest modern-day parent would be considered a pussy. Those heroic mothers left their babes out on the hillside, an extreme form of time out. "Look, son, you haven't done anything wrong, but take time out to consider the mistakes you might make later on in life. If you survive the night, you have a place in my heart and a room in my house."

And the Romans had a great way of making their grown-up soldiers consider the errors of their ways. After a loss, the centurion would line up the survivors, reinforce their shame with a tirade of frightening proportions before stabbing to death every tenth man. Hence the term decimate.

Thinking of some of the insolent kids I have encountered over the years, perhaps we could bring back the Roman ways as part of a new parent-child education program?

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