Funny birthday quotes

Funny birthday quotes will give you some ideas for upcoming birthday cards for grumpy old fathers, cocky teens and women trying to be 21 - again -for the 34th year running.

Talking of which here's a fun quote to tease the wife or girlfriend.

Robert Frost
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

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