After 40 a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face and stay sitting down.
Dame Barbara Cartland

If ever there was a woman who lived by the ethos of the above funny birthday quote, it must be Barbara Cartland, the woman who kept 3 make-up houses in business. I have never read her books, mainly because her picture on the dust cover screamed "illusion" and I prefer non-fiction.


And here is an old woman who didn't follow the old Dame's advice. She had better sit down before her chins fall off.







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