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banners[2] = new Banner("http://www.danielnainan.com/", "", "If we were meant to be vegetarian, why did god make animals out of meat. Why not tofu? <br\/> (Dan Nainan)");
banners[3] = new Banner("http://blogiam.wordpress.com/", "", "I blog to hear myself typing <br\/>(I am Blog)");
banners[4] = new Banner("http://ieatsnowmanpoop.blogspot.com/", "", "I Eat Snowman Poop - As Part of a Calorie Controlled Diet<br\/>(A humor bloggerette)");
banners[5] = new Banner("editor@thepisstakers.com", "", "Send Ed a funny quote and a URL. Smile, you just went viral. Install this widget on your blog, and you just made your readers smile<br\/>(Ed)");
banners[6] = new Banner("http://www.larryhnetka.com/wordpress/archives/2007/06/04/quote-not-funny/", "", "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. <br\/> (Larry has proven beyond doubt it is almost anon)");
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banners[8] = new Banner("http://www.oilzine.com/regulars/pulling.asp", "", "Tell me the name of your plastic surgeon, I'll get your money back. <br\/> (Oilzine)");
banners[9] = new Banner("http://www.souvlakiforthesoul.com", "", "How could men not know by now, that chocolate is the universal language of women <br\/>(From Souvlaki for the Soul)");
banners[10] = new Banner("http://www.thewebpen.net/blog/2007/05/quote-of-the-day.html", "", "Your denial knows no boundaries. <br\/>(The Web Pen)");
banners[11] = new Banner("http://www.mrsmegabyte.com/links.html", "", "Looking at the educational level of most builders, how hard can it be to build a house? <br\/>(Ed, a former builder)");
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banners[16] = new Banner("crpitt.blogspot.com/", "", "Scrape my bollocks from my thighs with a spatula <br\/> (One sweaty hiker to another).");
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banners[19] = new Banner("http://callieannbrat.blogspot.com/", "", "Your village called. They want their idiot back. <br\/>(Callie)");
banners[20] = new Banner("http://lordlikely.blogspot.com/", "", "Women are only fit for carrying out menial tasks such as washing and cooking, as well as the odd vigourous bout of intercourse. <br\/>(Lord Likely)");
banners[21] = new Banner("http://jcfloresinc.blogspot.com/", "", "A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. <br\/>(Mark Twain via Tigger)");
banners[22] = new Banner("http://minnesota.publicradio.org/radio/programs/a_prairie_home_companion/", "", "Diarrhoea is hereditary, it runs in the genes <br\/>(Prairie Home Companion)");
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banners[25] = new Banner("http://hexmyex.blogspot.com/2007/08/how-to-be-celebrityso-it-would-seem.html", "", "Lindsay Lohan appears to have been banged more times than the outside lavatory door");
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banners[28] = new Banner("http://www.sportclassicbooks.com/total-ballclubs.html", "", "The only undeniable fact in the whole discussion about Barry Bonds is that 756 is one more than 755.");
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