American Idol judge Paula Abdul drunk
Jan/07
American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, was allegedly pissed out of her tiny mind in front of the cameras recently. In typical US entertainer tradition, she is talking complete crap with enough conviction to make it sound like her bullshit is the truth.
Defending herself against a claim of being unable to articulate due to alcohol impedance, Abdul is trying to blame the multiple conversations going on in her earpiece. Good one. Where I come from, that is called schizophrenia, and such a personality really should not put herself forward as a role model to millions of aspiring singers.
Maybe Ms Abdul should have blamed the alignment of the microphone for the drivel coming out of her Michael Jackson look-alike mouth? She could have brushed over the truth that she couldn't match her mouth with a foot-wide bank of mikes and gone on to talk about Simon's waist band issues. Anything but hold her hands up and say, "My name is Paula and I am an alcoholic."
Paula's drunk headphones
Defending herself against a claim of being unable to articulate due to alcohol impedance, Abdul is trying to blame the multiple conversations going on in her earpiece. Good one. Where I come from, that is called schizophrenia, and such a personality really should not put herself forward as a role model to millions of aspiring singers.
Paula's drunk microphone
Maybe Ms Abdul should have blamed the alignment of the microphone for the drivel coming out of her Michael Jackson look-alike mouth? She could have brushed over the truth that she couldn't match her mouth with a foot-wide bank of mikes and gone on to talk about Simon's waist band issues. Anything but hold her hands up and say, "My name is Paula and I am an alcoholic."
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