What's with the glasses?



Who would recognise Boy George without makeup, even if he were standing in front of you butt naked? Having said that, only Norwegian men of the night seem to have that displeasure these days.

There is a whole bunch of other mugshots and critical data on the fallen star here on the aptly named Seriously OMG wtf!

Dowdy Boy George, whose photos prove that likeness never strikes twice, has been accused of kidnapping a handsome young Scandinavian man in white underpants.

It makes you wonder what the world is coming to. Who in their right mind would walk into a room in their briefs and subject themselves to a bout of photographic bondage with a guy who looks like he has already been to prison for kidnapping a male escort from Norway?

Luckily it ended well for the terrified photo-hooker. Norway's greatest ever semi-naked escapologist managed to disentangle himself from a hook by Boy George's bed, and bolted for safety. He will live to pose another day.


Perhaps next time, the shaken victim of a terrible misunderstanding should scout out his customers better. A quick Google search convinced me that I would not want to enter into the same room as a guy with prison bars already painted on his head. In fact, the victim is so naive, he should be deported to Norway for his own safety and made to herd elk. Perhaps that will cure him of his need to earn money from fallen pop stars, and convince him to find a different line of work.


Meanwhile, Boy George has till July 2008 to work out his lines for the jury. A tough call for someone used to miming for a living. Will he propose a terrible mix-up?

M'lud, do Norwegians not understand that us fallen English pop stars expect to roger our photographic models with sex toys as part of the deal?

The judge will of course have to bite his tongue, being familiar with and in agreement with this sort of tawdry arrangement, but, according to the letter of the law that applies to commoners, he may have to send Boy George to jail for the rest of his miserable life.

Amen, and thanks to the NY Post and The Sun newspaper for such thorough background material.

Marilyn Monroe was an icon of the silver screen, but I think she looks better in the pool.

She is not exactly accessible to the public in the year 2007, but this lucky street artist gets to dip his toe in Marilyn's pool. Or does he? Is it really the artist in the picture, or did he paint himself on the sidewalk?

Marilyn Monroe joke

Marilyn is at the gates of heaven and she is being asked by St Peter who she would like to be if she had a second chance at life.

"I want to be Alice Kapipelean."

"Excuse me?!?" asks St. Peter.

"I want to be Alice Kapipelean!" she exclaims.

St. Peter replies, "Pardon me, we have no record of any Alice Kapipelean being on earth."

"There is TOO an Alice Kapipelean and I have proof right HERE!!!" shouts Marilyn.

St. Peter takes the news article and reads it. "Oh my. You have misread this article. It says that the Alaska Pipeline was laid by 500 men in six months."

(Adapted)

Marilyn was once quoted as saying "I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one." (That is one to add to our list of Funny Quotes!)