Paris Hilton clutches her cellulite-free celebrity dog while the paparazzi snap her every sullen move.

Cellulite-riddled Paris is clearly worried the dog will run away even quicker than her inheritance and her mounting cellulite count.

Unfortunately, Paris' bodyguards can't make the press disappear, and unfortunately, the dog can't make his mistress' cellulite disappear either.

So much for the beautiful people who have everything.

Cellulite strikes the prettiest celebrity thighs

Let's not get too smitten on the dream, guys. Even the prettiest legs are prone to the dreaded "c" word! When gawping at the skinny millionaire figures of Paris Hilton, Kirsten Dunst or youngster Mischa Burton, Cellulite, not "cute chick", should be one of the first "c" words that springs to mind.

Celebrate celebrity cellulite

As well as a huge personal fortune and a BMI index as low as most of our bank accounts, these so-called perfect celeb poster childs have cellulite in abundance. And cellulite isn't holding them back from flaunting themselves, making a fortune. So, image-conscious everyday folks should also get out in the world, flab and all, and celebrate cellulite as they pursue their dream...

Cellulite is cool

To drive home a positive message to people overly concerned about body image, I think we should have a government sponsored news flash, every day - Cellulite is cool!

And there should be a world-wide naked wrestling match between Kirsten Dunst and the author at the flabuless website, (where bodily imperfection is embraced. Or more accurately, part embraced, because you can't always get your arms all the way round.)

Commentators should zoom in on the cheesecake fleshy bits, analyse the texture, de-semanticise the word, cellulite, till it becomes as innocuous in everyday life as bloody or hell. What a campaign.

Does it concern you that an untouchable celebrity superstar has cellulite? Do you have cellulite?