Paris Hilton clutches her cellulite free dog, and the paparazzi snap her every sullen move. Her bodyguards can't make the press disappear, and unfortunately, the dog can't make his mistress' cellulite disappear either. So much for the beautiful people who have everything.

I remember celebrity actor, Dustin Hoffman, being asked who the most beautiful women in Hollywood were. He stood up and pointed to the audience and said something along the lines of, "The women like you, you and you, and any number of "ordinary" women who you see at the mall and in the park!" He may have been playing the crowd a little bit, but you got the idea. Even Doctor Phil, who has been ogling women for 35 years now, said the best models aren't all that great without make-up.

And when you look through a magazine, it doesn't take long to realise just how ordinary, and even freaky, some celebrity women are in the flesh. Cellulite anyone? Even skinny millionaire maidens like Paris Hilton and Kirsten Dunst and youngster Mischa Burton have a few issues in the rump and thigh department, so let's not get too smitten on the dream, guys.

Remember, if sex-mad Dustin Marathon Man Meets the Parents2 Hoffman says the girl next door is prettier than the girl the public seem to adore, us ordinary guys should take note.

And when you look at the flabuless website, you can see how ordinary women learn to live with a less than perfect body and keep a sense of humor. While she gives in to temptation and gets over it already, Paris remains sullen and keeps clutching to that skinny perfectly formed dog. I wonder who has got it right?