Hi folks! Another day in Pisstakers Paradise. Ed joined a forum called Writers' Beat and introduced himself. Everyone said hi to Pisstaker, except one guy who couldn't bring himself to write the word piss. He called Ed, Ptaker.

We pride ourselves in not tearing into everything and anything, just for the sake of being satirical. If people are doing a good job, we tell them; if they are funny, we say so; if someone does something heroic, we applaud them. So, matey, the onewho called Ed, the Ptaker, in order to maintain the tradition that we are building on this site, we are duty bound to advise you to get comfortable with the name, PISStaker. The word in capitals has nothing to do with urine. Loosen up, dude. We mean that from the bottom of our hearts without any sneaky bowel references included or implied.