So, after a quick photoshop, I think Keith Richard looks half human now. The 63 year old alco-pop rocker is living proof that rock 'n roll is good for the soul but hard on the body, with the exception of the hair. (He has more locks than Fort Knox.) What I am not sure about: is the bandana holding his hair on, or in place? It is hard to tell.

At 63 he exudes character from every exfoliated made-up pore, but under scrutiny, Mr Richard has more wrinkles on his face than a screwed up reefer paper. He probably wouldn't bat a remodeled flickery eye at that accurate reflection of his extended life in the fast lane. At least he can still take all night to do what he and the Stones did all night.

No doubt he is one hell of a guy to have as your granddad, but I would introduce him slowly to new born, in case they freak out and think they have been born into the world of the Undead. As for older kids, they would probably joke that he has more hair than daddy and gives off more smoke than Puff the Magic Dragon, but he is cool.

I have never met the guy, don't particularly like The Stones and couldn't afford the small fortune to see them even if I was a fan. All I do know is, Keith Richard doesn't like the press when they give bad reviews. Good job I am not the press!