Mid life crisis test

Guys: If you ever wondered about the signs of a mid-life crisis, wonder no more. Take this mid-life crisis test and feel the truth ooze over you. Courtesy of VW.

Ed scored what appeared to be a healthy 5 out of 23 but this still indicated early signs of deterioration.

I blame it on the US culture, forcing me to say words like "Dude" and "Cool" in everyday conversation.

However there is no excuse for any 40-something anywhere when they consider themselves to be James Bond when getting in or out the car. And when grown men of any age cup their hands in the shape of a cell phone and say, "Call Me." it is all over - bar the breakdown and counseling.

Boob jobs unveiled

Gals: I don't want to sound defensive, but can we lay to rest the notion that boob obsessions are a guy thing! This is my research of myfreeimplants.com

Slightly confused by the concept, I went to the About Page.

The best part is seeing the newly transformed ladies after the surgery when they return to the website to post pictures of the results. You can take pride in knowing that you helped her improve her self esteem and self image!

OK, I think they are right about the positives for the ladies concerned. Good sense. It is also nice for men to help scantily clad strangers augment their breast size. And I agree, before and after shots are indeed a great motivator. Good work website master.

Some gazoombas

But now, check out these gazoombas, and by that I mean the huge laugh that we had looking over some inconsistencies in the site. Some excerpts:



* Is this girl a before or after example? And where can we get a pair of those boots?

* Hi I'm Jennifer, want a shot of my thong! Huh? Is this a before shot so we can see where her new boobs are going to reach? Scary. Or does she need a boob reduction so they fit tastefully inside her skimpy undies? I don't get it, Jennifer, but if it will make you happy, have $50! (Why did that offer sound so wrong?)

*And talking of money, check out the prices - or more accurately the difference in final sums sought by individuals on the front page. There is a lot of choice, of course.

You don't have to stop at boob jobs btw. These guys offer so much more in the field of cosmetic surgery options , assuming your benefactors can stretch this far.


*And still talking money:



What tremendous value for money! Have $1000, madam, I might get at least one good massage out of that investment. (Check out the atrocious level of skimpy blogging entries to see what I mean.) Aah, I misread message for massage. Still, the above statement still applies.

Conclusion

After reading through the details, let's get to the nub of the site message. Instead of donating money to save a kitty, or instead of adopting an orphan in Africa, or giving to the homeless, we are supposed to support a complete stranger's boob job?

Interesting concept indeed, and no doubt everyone will all attain their dream, hopefully minus the Ana Nicole Smith style repercussions. Having said that, I have one big complaint. Where is the section for man boob implants?