A dizzy blonde shop assistant is arranging Quake footwear in a shoe rack. An older gentleman approaches her and asks if she has any Croaks.

Shop assistant: "No, but these are a much better shoe."

Older gent: "I see. Are they cool and comfortable?"

Shop assistant: "Well, I'm cool and I wear 'em."

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