This has to be a sick joke, surely.

A touching way for the little ones to show their love for Grandma and Grandpa on Valentine's Day! We laser engrave your choice of Grandma " "Grandpa " or "Grandma & Grandpa" titles and any name after the verse up to 12 characters Includes easel back and wall mount hanger. Shop.com

If my kids were showing signs of hitting on grandad, I would have serious words to say. Call me old fashioned ("You're old fashioned!") but isn't 14th February reserved for lovey-dovey signs of affection between boys and girls, men and women, who aren't in incestuous relationships? Exactly where does this commercial twist come into the equation?

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