Out in the wilderness, no contact with anyone, what else do you do but nibble away at a sleeping bear's jugular with a pair of clippers!

I am not taking the piss here! This was the last ditch effort of a conservation officer in Canada, locked in a cage with a tranquilised grizzly and just a pair of nail clippers to save him from impending death.

...20 minutes cutting and clipping away at the bear's jugular vein. He had to clip through a thick layer of fur, and then an even thicker hide, to find the vein.

You have to read the full story from Kai.