Apparently 64% of US households own a pet. Combine that with the low literacy rates and is it any wonder that the offerings from Pet Pourri will go down a storm next week.

Check out the article on pet-inspired Valentine's sayings for cards. Bear hug and Puppy Love? How lame. How about I will make your python purr, or I'm hot for your cat's miaouw, or anything but the oldest tiredest one-liners in the book.