I have only ever known Michael More as a chubby, comfortably commissioned documentary film maker. He had a makeover though and this is the result.

There are some really clever people out there armed with photoshop, and plenty of stars who make perfect candidates for slimming down. Check out Fasting Time.

According to this spam email, it looks like we won't need to work again, at least till next week. (High overheads and a penchant for gummi bears takes a lot of finance!) But remind me, how did I acquire a UK lottery ticket, exactly?

UKlottery 2007 promotion. We are happy to inform you that your email address have emerged a winner of £691,252 (Six hundred and ninety one thousand, two hundred and fifty two pounds sterling). NOTE: to file for your claim, please contact the claim department below,Email: infodept_101@yahoo.co.uk infodept_102@yahoo.co.ukclaims agent Rev Eddie James

Feel free to email spam Reverend Eddie back and ask if you are a winner too!

I have had enough of these charlatans. I already gave this guy some credit for his "system". Got my hopes up, and dashed 'em straight afterwards.

Has anyone ever won anything like a lottery, as in 5 figures or more?

No chicken should be forced to suffer a documentary from Pamela Anderson. PeTa have a point of course, highlighting the mal practice of Kentucky Flayed Chicken, but wouldn't they have been better advised to choose a spokes person with credibility? She is about one staged removed from Ronald MacDonald, with all that make-up and a penchant for beef cakes.