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Have you ever grown your hair long and then asked the hairdresser for a celebrity hair style?








You are probably safe with a cheap copy of the hair styles sported by these beautiful A-list celebrities with hair all one length, but, beware. If you go deeper into the gene pool of celebrity, you might do well to chose your hair role model more carefully.

Britney Spears hair style

Call me a cynic, but I think this all-one-length shaggy hair style flatters lip-syncher, I mean singer, Britney Spears. It shows off her sincere smile a treat.

It may not work for you, if you prefer the groomed I don't look like a vampire dog look, but at least give it a try. Maybe practice on a real dog first. (Thanks for the photo. Hell hath no fury like celebrity fury.)





If you look carefully, you can spot an Afghan hound squatting on Z-list celebrity Nikki Graham's head pictured here is a sight to make every dog lover cringe. But at least the canine look gives people something to gossip about. Who is she, by the way?

The Donald Trump hair style

Here's one for the guys looking for an all one length celebrity hair cut. There's only one Donald Trump, and only one length of hair emanating from his few remaining active follicles.

I wonder when he is going to give up on the delusion and get an apprentice hair-stylist to replicate the Bruce (Willis).

Thanks for reading, thanks to the celebrity sites providing the inspiration, and now it is time to get Mrs Ed, a Persis Khambatta hair style.

Marilyn Monroe was an icon of the silver screen, but I think she looks better in the pool.

She is not exactly accessible to the public in the year 2007, but this lucky street artist gets to dip his toe in Marilyn's pool. Or does he? Is it really the artist in the picture, or did he paint himself on the sidewalk?

Marilyn Monroe joke

Marilyn is at the gates of heaven and she is being asked by St Peter who she would like to be if she had a second chance at life.

"I want to be Alice Kapipelean."

"Excuse me?!?" asks St. Peter.

"I want to be Alice Kapipelean!" she exclaims.

St. Peter replies, "Pardon me, we have no record of any Alice Kapipelean being on earth."

"There is TOO an Alice Kapipelean and I have proof right HERE!!!" shouts Marilyn.

St. Peter takes the news article and reads it. "Oh my. You have misread this article. It says that the Alaska Pipeline was laid by 500 men in six months."

(Adapted)

Marilyn was once quoted as saying "I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one." (That is one to add to our list of Funny Quotes!)

Scanning through a site called eonline, I came across a graphic that would serve well as a recent visitor widget in the tradition of MyBlogLog and Blogcatalog and Wavumi and Bumpzee!.

There is only one flaw in the usefulness of a widget that displays the last 5 celebs to visit your blog - so few celebs visit most sites. Let's face it, if you knew you were going to be trashed, would you willingly read all about it on Ed's blog? Or am I showing my ignorance and will never be a celeb myself because I don't have the right self-serving mindset that seeks every mention of my name, from MSN to My Inconsequential Celeb Blog?

I was thinking of ways to market the elitist widget to average Joe bloggers like myself, and came up with an angle. In the era of white space and minimalism, the celebrity graphic is the ultimate empty space, rather like what is found in many celebs' heads. Does it have potential?

Angelina Jolie, the all-action beauty of the silver screen and darling of adoption agencies world-wide, has just signed up a new body double. Weighing in at 75lbs, her new stunt double, Lady Skeletar, is hoping and praying that Angelina lays off the lettuce and soup long enough for her to get at least a couple of movies under her bony belt.



Jackie Chan is famous for doing his own stunts. Judging by the take-outs and behind-the-scenes clips of him falling and mis-timing moves and cracking bones (all with a smile on his face) I certainly wouldn't want to be the person charged with being his body double for a stunt he won't do.



Tom Cruise, the 500 million dollar man hasn't used a body double as often as he could, but with 19 new movies to shoot, that bravado will surely all change. As we speak, stunt doubles are competing for the lucrative honor of taking Cruise's bumps and knocks, flexing their necks to make their shoulders droop. May the shortest man win the contract.

After watching Space Cowboys, it is easy to spot which of the four superstars used to do all their own stunts. Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones and Donald Sutherland all looked so supple and alive compared to the hobbling physical mess that was James Garner. Looking like he was on death's door half the time, he could have done with a leg up from his old Jim Rockford buddy, Angel. And any more stunts that involve more than three steps in a straight line, he will probably be next seen heading off with the angels.

There is no point trying to satirise the characters highlighted in an amazing list. A guy with fetus in fetu is not deserving of ridicule; a Japanese world war 2 soldier who surrendered in 1974 deserves pity; and the Algerian real-life inspiration for the Tom Hanks' film, The Terminal, deserves an Oscar. This is the list