A while back I found some evidence that owners always end up looking like their pets, and you can't buy class. This horse looks stunning dressed in full Arab garb. But what was the rider thinking masquerading as the Queen of Sheeba in jeans and a curtain?

The costume was sold on eBay for $399 AU ($311 US) excluding horse and owner.

The world is full of amazing and surprising characters. We are pleased to announce that an Arab stallion named Caleyndar has brokered peace in Lebanon. In his spare time he has also counselled Michael Jackson to the point he can now be around children and not invite them under his covers. Kudos.

We are also able to report that , in between feeding times and lunging, Caleyndar also taught Michael Moore the art of balanced documentary making. A new blockbuster video, Caleyndar the wonder Arab is out now.

Under-prepared Mac users who can't see the vid will need to install this WMV plug-in.

What are the French like? This scantily clad woman is atop a horse that is for sale. According to the text, this pure bred Spanish stallion has plenty of upright motion and lots of mane. Remember, that description is referring to the horse.

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This noble beast bears a striking resemblance to another fashion-conscious beast called Naomi. Isn't she prone to snorting too?

An unfortunate choice of words - we hope - for the sake of the animals.

It came as some surprise to see this Wintec bridle as well many other horsey goods on sale with a price based on dollars per ounce.

So, how to screw with a cashier.

OK, so I'd like half a pound of that bridle, 6 ozs of saddle... And while I'm here, I see that you have the Geiko rep in a cage. Any chance of a quote for car insurance, I have 15 minutes to spare. Thanks Wintec