Former Friends star, Jennifer Aniston has bared all her assets for GQ magazine. Posing in the naughty naked nude, Jennifer Aniston was wearing just a necktie and an awkward smile. When asked for an open leg shot, she kept it together by thinking of the money and the celebrity news / fame revival opportunity.

Apparently, when the decision was taken to base the photo shoot around a modern trendy necktie, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Oh, I thought it was going to be a 1970's kipper tie, more in keeping with the currency of my humor.

A photographer on the shoot said that Anuston also took the opportunity to revive one of her more memorable funny quotes.

"When I asked her to show me her best side, she pulled a face and quipped an old one-liner "I am not beautiful, so I have to be funny."

Nobody else at the photo shoot cared to comment on her modest statement.

Towards the end of the shoot, Jennifer got exasperated with calls for more imaginative poses, and shoved the necktie where the sun never shines. Her photographer fan reminded her of another quote attributed to Miss Aniston.

I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God - never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain in the ass.

Personally I think that GQ chose the wrong person to model the necktie. Comic magician and bi-lingual funny girl, Ursula Martinez, was the obvious candidate for a show-stopping pose with her Hanky Panky routine.


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