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How did you get to The Pisstakers?

If you arrived by one of the following methods, then, congratulations are in order for finding this needle in a haystack. First off:

You googled "piss":


Well, shame on you!

You googled "pi" :


Apologies to you mathematicians, we can't go into depth about the wonders of 3.142 recurring, (and who came up with that number, anyway?) but, rest assured, we will show you things on this website that don't add up, or get you going round in circles, or flying off at tangents in a rage.

You googled "ss":


Trying to reunite online with your old wartime buddies? Madness! What is it with you war criminals who get tracked down 50 years after the event. You all look so pathetic and way too grandaddy sweet to have been such murdering monsters as younger men. But in the way of all compassionate man in the 21st century, can we rip your enlarged heart out and stamp all over it with our best Texan boots on. It would be fair punishment for what you did pre-Alzheimers days, wouldn't ...?

You googled "stake":


Nothing here for you, as we don't go for on-line gambling since it was banned.

You googled "staker":


You misspelt "stalker, didn't you! Looking for tips? I have a few. First, we have your IP address and credit card details already, so just wait for the sirens and knock on the door. It could also turn really nasty if Geraldo gets a whiff of your scandalous behaviour - scumbag.

Tip 2, to avoid that messy scenario above, just donate a measly $10. For that we'll stay quiet and you can sleep safer than those poor people whose lives you sadistically terminated.

Did you try http://thepisstakers.com?


Don't say you typed it straight into the address bar to see what would come up? Jeez, what were you thinking! But hey, here you are. Happy New Year.

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