As part of a post on traffic stats, I mention keyword phrases that made me sit up and look and wonder, wtf? I will never cease to be amazed by people's imagination, and Google's search algorithms. A match made in satirical heaven, as illustrated by the following wordsets.

Keyword phrases from the depths of disturbed minds

Naked zwinky. How sad that not only do people create life like avatars of themselves, they want to know how to do it in the nude. Shiver shudder barf.

geiko.com Well, I guess I was flattered to appear alongside the greatest insurance company on TV ads today, but then I realised it is one of those instances where a typo throws up a "positive" result and you appear miles up the normal list of search results. The cheeky little gecko and irate cavemen come from from the ads by geico with a C. Maybe the company with a K do insurance against the trauma of reading unfunny blogs?

javascript curry song lyrics. Now this is getting way too surreal for me. And the whacky thing is, it wasn't searched for just once, by mistake. Someone seriously wanted to know about this topic.

What are the most bizarro phrases to come up in your search results?