We went a few stages deeper into the world of boring or defective homepages.

List what you do, but in a way that no casual visitor is ever likely to understand. Deep Chip makes any non-geek feel like they are in Deep Shit.

Make your homepage into a thousand word list that is perfectly clear but of no interest to anyone whatsoever.

Take the piss and illustrate clearly what you can't do particularly well, as in this song writer

Leave a blank on the homepage intentionally, or make visitors think your page is blank, by labelling it "under construction" but blow them away with more content than 90% of the 55 million blogs out there.

The best advice is probably to err on the side of humility. Say who you are and state your business in one gob-smacking line, before getting down to it.

So, we are The Pisstaker, who mock web, tech & world news on a daily basis, signing out.

Got any more examples of homepages that suck el grande?

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