Breaking news today, Ed's indestructible laptop has been repaired and no longer fails to ignore any and every hard drive attached to it. Am I impressed with the help out there? Reactions were varied on my travels to a solution.

Apple Can't say too much as I didn't dare call them, being out of warranty and all!

Geniuses on the Apple forum say it is just one of those things. "Dude, like what do you expect with a 4 and a half year old computer that never broke down before?" They had no answer to the dilemma of having a back-up that I couldn't access it. They blamed my back-up copies. My bad for making a cheap clone.

Geniuses at Carbon Copy Cloner proved beyond all doubt that their clone was perfect and my computer was inexplicably shafted in every respect. Kudos CCC.

Apple geniuses with no affiliation to the company say that a hard drive failure is certainly one of those things to expect when your favorite company uses a $30 Made in Hong Kong hard drive in a $2000 machine.

A Microsoft spokesman magnanimously says, "If all you namby pamby Apple fanbois adopted the approach of the finest brains at Redmond, you would photocopy everything and keep your data in a neat pile securely taped together with hope and chewing gum."

Data Rescue proved beyond all doubt that they are the guys to call, if you ever need to retrieve all your files from a hard drive that appears to be as dead as a dodo. $100 for a sexy data recovery bootable disk. Thank you, thank you.

Mrs Ed, Dell floozy and technophobe says, "If things come in threes, we are in deep do-do, because your hard drive failed 10 days ago, my hard drive failed 2 days ago, what's next?"

Ed says, as optimistically cynical as ever. "Steve Jobs is god and will look over me in my moment of need and give me the strength to bail myself out.

In view of the outcome of her girlie, please help me Mr Nice tech man phone call, what I should have said was, "Your god, Mr Dell, will look over his shoulder at you and glibly send you a new hard drive, motherboard or screen, or whatever it is you need. And he is such a loser you will get it for free, overnight, even though your laptop is 2 years out of warranty."

New hard drive: excellent upgrade for a laptop.

Whatever the injustices or faults with a dead hard drive, let's just say that a brand spanky new replacement is a great (and cheap) and easy DIY way to breathe life into a laptop.

In the technically wondrous scheme of things, I think hard drives are more impressive than any giga hertzoid processor or RAM. Up to 160GB of storage crammed into a tiny 2.5inch case that can withstand 900 g's. Just wow and not even a fat pisstaker could crush that sucker. In line with my prowess in the bedroom, I went for smaller but faster with a new Seagate 80GB hard drive spinning at an insane 7200RPM.

Installation was simple, (and believe me I am king klutz with the fiddly things in life) and now my Powerbook runs both quieter, cooler and did I say INSANELY much faster than the $30 excuse for a hard drive originally installed. And it carries a 5 year warranty, which isn't too shabby compared to the sad support offered by Apple, a $60bn fruit company renowned for quality and attention to detail.

What is next?

On with the show, I guess. And when I can think of a way to explain how to back-up all files in triplicate both on land and on the internet, I will do so with gusto and aplomb and plenty of speeeeeeed.

Tags: CCC, hard drive, Apple, Data Rescue

I was following a discussion over at MacNN where they were discussing the future of the humble CD and DVD drive. Before all PC users glaze over and scrabble for the Next button, it seemed as if some fanatics were actually breaking out of the closed Apple world for just one moment, and were talking in general terms.

CD, DVD or USB pen drive

Basically, the question was, do any of us need a CD or DVD burner, in view of the increasingly popular USB "pen" drive? And before you think, pen size, tiny, they are morphing into boxes now approaching the size of a small filing cabinet.

As usual, the Mac faithful, the first to dump floppies, were so far ahead of the rest of the human race, it was almost funny. Not that many were in favor of dumping CDs and DVDs, after all, most important software comes on discs these days. And when we burn music, a CD or DVD is usually the best way to give someone a present of pirated tunes. So, basically, the concensus on the forum was, optical media, dude, is here to stay.

The funny bit, to me, though, was what they think we, the plebs, do with CDs and DVDs.

What do we do with CDs and DVd?

What is really laughable is the assumption that everyone burns CDs and DVDs for the same reasons computer power users do. Firstly, the enthusiastic power users think that discs are part of our daily, best computer practice ritual. You know, to back up, to back up and to back up your important data. And then to exchange and preserve multimedia, and finally, to install software. Hmmmm.

Back up your hard drive

Maccers are of course a wee bit out of touch there, as hardly anyone makes a copy of hard drives these days, especially onto a set of 50 poxy discs. And no, guys, hardly anyone has a 30GB/disc blu ray DVD burner yet.

Most folks live in hope that a hard drive crash and burn won''t happen to them. Most glaze over at creating disk images of hard drives. Like, er what? Admittedly, a few people have external hard drives, and a few of those even have the latest version of their computer's hard drive on it. But in general, the majority of computer users aren't using CDs for constructive life-saving purposes.

So, on the point of discs still being essential for back-up, I would disagree with the concensus on that forum. I would dump my CD drive in a heart beat for a laptop with an extra big hard drive. Now you are talking.

Who needs music CDs/ DVDs these days?

CDs are for music, right! and DVDs are for videos - that you downloaded, usually free, off the internet. Not exactly critical stuff, but even if you are attached to your pirated media, or honestly acquired entertainment, there are so many options now that make a piece of scratchable disc obsolete.

First, I heard the latest Linken Park crap from a kid who stuck a USB pen drive in my laptop. It didn't drain my laptop battery on contact, didn't scratch or wear out any moving parts. I would take that pen drive over a CD any day, and so would the lad - it didn't stretch his designer pockets into the shape of a square, and it was easy to carry around as extra bling.

Second, I would accept a music track over the internet in a New York rap minute.

Third, I would copy any music or software over to a big ole external USB, or firewire hard drive in a second too. Back-up or play with a CD/DVD drive, no thanks.

CD drives are vital for installing software from discs

Really? I can't remember the last time I installed software off a disc. Updates and extra software come off of Versiontracker in my world. And there is no reason why Apple or MS shouldn't provide the full original Operating System over the internet. Lose the CDs, lose the packaging. It's all good and sooo 21st century green.

You are just saying CD drives are useless

Wrong, I am living the fact! And to make a point of how unnecessary a CD drive is, I have a nifty Mac laptop, but I haven't burned a CD in months. Not since the battery started dying and any sniff of a CD killed the juice in seconds. And I haven't neglected to back up my stuff, not since I put all my music and photos and really vital files on an external drive for safe keeping.

My god, who wants to sift through CDs for back-up stuff, when you just plug in a mega fast USB hard drive/pen drive and everything appears on your screen to drag and drop into place.

And when I give people music, it is over the internet. And when I send work files, it is over the internet. It may be slow to upload 700MB, but it's a darned sight faster than Fed Ex and at 3am when you are asleep, who cares how long it takes your computer to upload anything.

And if I wanted to, I could back up my whole hard drive onto a remote server that is 20 times more secure than a hard drive on my desk, and far more aesthetically pleasing than a stack of CDs floating around in a cupboard.

CD, DVD burner or USB pen drive?

In answer to some of those Maccers who say CDs are indispensable because we need to have our data in a handy format and usable when out and about - and be able to share music with friends or colleagues, to them, I say bolleaux!! There are several workable alternatives to a disc that scratches.

Death to the CD or DVD burner in my laptop, let me have a bigger battery or hard drive, or both - with one of these Deal of the Day USB thumb drives thrown in!

Wot, you think I am too far ahead of the game, just because you haven't got a 100MB/sec internet connection? hehe!!

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Tags: hard drive

The official line:

With Versomatic installed, all file changes are catalogued and archived automatically in real-time without you even noticing. Then go back at any time and view or recover a needed earlier version of a file instantly. Versomatic can even recover previously deleted files regardless of when they were deleted

Sounds impressive, and no reason why it wouldn't work well.

The Pisstakers line on Versomatic

Back-up, back-up, or hiccup. So when was the last time you saved a copy of your hard disk, just in case Judgement Day comes early and all your data is terminated without notice? Probably not in living memory!

Let's be honest, with almost no practicing cloners out there, there are more HDD accidents waiting to happen than stars in the skynet. But that doesn't mean you have to be one of the stats, ie one of the users left with an achey feeling in their stomach, due to a bad dose of If only-itis.

Versomatic is a system-wide option

We aren't just talking about filing, deleting then rescuing a love letter to your dishy Aunt Nellie. You can restore all those system files you screwed with on a drunken trip through your Mac the day after you bought it. On the downside, obviously the files you want to retrieve have to be stored somewhere, so Versomatic is yet another reason to head on over to the Techboggle Deal of the Day for a cheap Hard Drive.

Versomatic is pretty but old

This app all looks very pretty in a minimalistic right click dialog box kind of way. The graphic to explain the selection of old versions is a bit prettier, I guess..



But hello, isn't it a bit obsolete already? Time Machine is a major feature of the upcoming Leopard Operating System due this year.



That will presumably be the new Back-up system of choice, but for the oldies on Tiger, Versomatic will have to do. And for the even older oldies like us on Panther, as you were! Back-up, back-up, back-up.

Tags: hard drive, back-up