As part of a post on traffic stats, I mention keyword phrases that made me sit up and look and wonder, wtf? I will never cease to be amazed by people's imagination, and Google's search algorithms. A match made in satirical heaven, as illustrated by the following wordsets.

Keyword phrases from the depths of disturbed minds

Naked zwinky. How sad that not only do people create life like avatars of themselves, they want to know how to do it in the nude. Shiver shudder barf.

geiko.com Well, I guess I was flattered to appear alongside the greatest insurance company on TV ads today, but then I realised it is one of those instances where a typo throws up a "positive" result and you appear miles up the normal list of search results. The cheeky little gecko and irate cavemen come from from the ads by geico with a C. Maybe the company with a K do insurance against the trauma of reading unfunny blogs?

javascript curry song lyrics. Now this is getting way too surreal for me. And the whacky thing is, it wasn't searched for just once, by mistake. Someone seriously wanted to know about this topic.

What are the most bizarro phrases to come up in your search results?

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Scary to think that 2 million people downloaded the Zwinky drag n drop toolbar on day one of its release. Why is that scary? In case you didn't know, Zwinky is an avatar creator, ie the tool of preference for social MySpace networkers who, not content with simply inventing on-line personalities, can also now create 3-D versions of themselves.

Now that is scary and we would advise you to drag 'n drop Zwinky straight into the trash and at least keep some semblance of reality in your real-world life.

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Zwinky, the mother of all avatar creators has had a mixed review. For a balanced satirical viewpoint, we found the negative comments.

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Not a unit of currency, nor a candy bar, this is the new word in avatars, those pointless badges that you see in forums alongside usernames. Needless to say, the latest social network avatar idea will be all the rage for about three weeks, till the next must-have feature spams us into submission. Still not sure what the hell we are talking about? Get with the program.

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The wonders of pop-under ads, this avatar-creating all-in-one toolbar of fun was found on my desktop by mistake. Once I had got over being tricked by Zwinky, I would like to thank them for the delightful ideas on how to dress for any occasion.

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