Guys, if your wife or a partner says she has a secret to tell you, and you are on Maury's show, you had better watch out - for good reason! She's been cheating on you. The revelation in this particular video is, however, beyond reason!

Shit, dad - you aren't the father!.

It didn't exactly need a degree in genealogical science to see the kiddy was of a slightly different ethnicity to the parents. But that dashed dad had clearly been blinded by the baby since birth.

Usually what happens is, the woman in front of the cameras tells Maury she has a secret. She tears up a little. Sobbing, she confesses that she wants to reveal to her husband that he is not their kid's father. More tears. Of course she knows he will be gutted. Hysteria sets in.

Ordinarily the husband, oblivious to this recent conversation, jives on to the stage, a bit nervous, but OK. He knows there are a few possible outcomes. But which is it?

Playing along, Dad says he has no idea what is going on (yeah right!), but on the big question from Maury, he confirms,

"Yes, I am definitely the child's father - and happy to be the man in the house..."

. Then the seeds of doubt are sown. Has she been having an affair, but didn't get pregnant. Oh well, not too bad and we will get over it on national TV, won't we honey? Or did she get pregnant and now he has to father someone else's kid if they are to stay together? Hmm, that might make a mockery of the happy family he has been happily partaking in? Or is it a curve ball from Maury and the quivering father is going to be told that he is his wife's brother?

The whooping audience of unemployed hecklers stirs it up. The definitive DNA test is read out by Maury.
"You are NOT the father of ..."

Being daytime TV, 100% of these dedicated, loving fathers, who learn they are not a dad after all, go crazy, crying, devastated from the shock.

But did they really have no idea, no concept that their woman was a cheating no good ...?

Lilou would say "No. They were in denial. Losers."

Shit, girl, that loser is the father!

99 out of 100 cheating men accused of being the father of a child by an ex-girlfriend/acquaintance, insist in the pre-show interview that they are blameless, innocent, kushti. 99 out of 100 of these men on Maury are exposed as poorly educated, low income, slightly dim young men with a dick that stands to attention even around a female cat. Out on stage, these guys, blether and shout and yell unintelligible English. Only one in a hundred guys do the dance when it is proven they are not the father. 100% of girls should throw themselves on the floor doing the dance that makes the earth part and swallow up a "father" with an IQ lower than their kid's shoe size.

Shit, I pity the father. She's a loser!

- So, 99 out of 100 cheating men accused of being the father on Maury blether and shout and yell unintelligible English as part of their daily thing. However, a handful on Maury are yelping and bullshitting fro good reason. They are trying to drown out the unintelligible screams of a woman you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. It gets to the point sometimes where you wish the guy would be proven seedless, just so he can avoid purgatory with the squealing cow after his paycheck. But somehow you know that all guys faced with these gold-digging monsters on Maury are going to eat their words and enter hell when the DNA results are read out!

But did they really have no idea, no concept that they were the big daddy ...?
Lilou would say, "Of course they knew. Losers."

Another loser scenario

So many times the hillbilly guy will say,

"That can't be my kid, look, its teeth ain't like mine!"

Absolutely right, the kid's teeth aren't brown and it has more than 3 in the front.

Another loser scenario - 2

Or some other guy will shout hysterically that no way can that be his child, as he only slept with that ho' twice. Mauri would then ask,

"So, did you wear protection?"
And of course he says he did, while the girl is shaking her head indicating, no!

"And if the DNA test proves this is your child, will you provide for the child?"
And then of course, roles are reversed and the woman starts nodding and the guy says of course he will.