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Wado Ryu knife stunt- don't try this at home.

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2009-01-12T19:59:00+00:00

Witness the master of Wado Ryu, a guy called Ohtsuka, dealing with a knife attack - proof that real life fights can be better than any Hollywood-staged scraps.

The fighter with the knife is under strict orders to try and kill the little guy. There is nothing staged about the attacks. And once he has evaded the knife, old man Ohtsuka demonstrates what he would do to you if you didn't run away.

This is the old guy in "action" and it is arguably one of the most spectacular pieces of fight action you could ever hope to see.

I like the unassuming Wado Ryu Way of Peace and so should you. And if you want to see a real martial artist at work, here's Steven fat boy Seagal, before he was fat in a martial arts billing with a gang of cannon fodder students.

Stunts that go wrong

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2009-01-10T21:55:37+00:00

For some reason, everyone I know really laughs when watching videos of some poor sap crushes their testicles on a handlebar, ricks their ankle , or breaks their neck falling off a stage. I don't understand it myself.

Indecent proposal

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2008-12-20T15:06:54+00:00

Mastercard has many uses, as explained in this video. Elbows also have their uses, but you have to be careful where you put them, sometimes.

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Green screen improv comedy

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2008-12-03T23:03:21+00:00

The Drew Carey attempt at humor is along the lines of improv shows I remember from the 90's. It works quite well - eventually. The premise is: 2 of a team of 6 comedians start on the floor with a green screen behind them. They begin a dialogue and when the compere, Drew, says freeze, they stop mid-sentence and mid pose. One leaves to be replaced by a hovering comedian with something funny to add. A backdrop appears to suit the gag line. Magic!

The Green Screen is blue?!

As usual with improv, it takes a while to get on a roll, but once Greg gets over the over-use of swearing for comic effect, and the participants stop laughing so hard at their own jokes, the team produce some clever material. When 3 or 4 end up on the floor/stage, it really takes off and the Polish luge team signals the start of several smart comments that you wished you could come up with on the spur of the moment.

Is this show spontaneous?

Those techies working the backdrop scenery must be fast on a Mac, or... Surely they don't know what is happening ahead of spontaneous creativity? Or worse, the show is re-engineered when everyone has gone home? Let's hope not.

Also, how long does it really take to produce the show that we, the awed audience actually see? The reason why I can cast doubt on the authenticity of the format is that one of the all-time greats of UK comedy satire shows, Have I got News For you, which stars Paul the quickest wit of them all Merton, used to take hours of trial and error at spontaneity! Apparently they used to just sit there till they came up with a killer line.

Of course, to us mere mortals sat like lemons on Friday nights, our sides aching, it was like witnessing the gods of wit in full flow. But as we were all wondering what sort of drugs were needed to get your mind into that witty mode, the stars were probably laughing even louder at us, knowing it was all a bit of a fraud.

If any one has any further insight into the Drew Carey improv show, let us know. Educate us in a funny and witty way, please. And dont take 3 hours to write that hilarious comment!

Prep unit rappers from Martha's Vineyard

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2008-12-03T23:03:15+00:00

A very funny rap rip-off by jersey-wearing, clean cut pretty boy rappers. Don't worry, it is all above board. They bring their own style of anger all the way from tea at the tennis club in Martha's Vineyard. The most profane thing they say is er, there is nothing rude.

Maury Povich retreats to viral videos

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2007-01-19T02:18:57+00:00

The internet is hardly 100% pure quality, and not all TV is garbage, but... Months of wall-to-wall DNA testing to out cheating partners may have been good for Maury's ratings, but it almost destroyed my faith in humanity in broadcasting! And, yesterday, to bolster ratings, Maury Povich further plumbed the depths of content with re-hashed trash viral videos. Aaaaargh!

Maury's production quality isn't all bad

In his favor, Maury's mega cheap show highlighted how TV and internet users have quite different expectations when it comes to visual quality. TV is all about high def camera work, snazzy computer-generated graphics and slick transitions. In contrast, if the clip of the DJ test-riding a kid's buggy had debuted on TV, the offending broadcaster of low resolution, blurry and jumpy crap would have been closed down in minutes for unnecessarily polluting the airwaves.

Bad move bringing internet to TV

That audio-visual calamity was a raving success on-line, but perhaps in the process of spending $300 on content to bring it to land-bound audiences, Maury just signed the death knell for his daytime show and others like it. Let's face it, with recycled cheap trash like this being served up, Maury clearly has almost nothing original of his own to offer, and with the internet so accessible "Why tune into TV any more?"

Internet and TV lines are coming closer

While Maury is serving up over-produced mega-dumbed down TV garbage, the internet movers and shakers are quietly making deals to bring prime TV on line. Add to that their access to content that will never be seen on TV (apart from re-hashed once popular video clips) and it is looking quite bleak for Maury and co in their current terrestial format.

Conclusion

There is only one obvious advance I can see him making in the ratings war against internet shows. Picture if you will, Maury crapping on the toilet while cheating partners beat up on each other in the background. It has to be a hit. Especially compared to the normal screeching drivel.

Men at Work sing in funny English

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2007-01-19T02:18:51+00:00

I stumbled across an old Australian song by Men at Work. Whoever thought that English was the same the world over, knew not what they were saying.

Traveling in a fried-out combie

This is not an over-cooked chimichanga, but something like a VW camper van, the sort of vehicle that you would imagine if you listened to Alice's Restaurant, assuming your idea of fun is Arlo Guthrie, that is.

On a hippie trail, head full of zombie

This is a powerful sedative which may not actually exist in reality - yet. It seems to be more like a mythical drug that scientists have been researching for years. it's main property being to turn humans into zombies. Maybe just turn on Men at Work songs and listen to them backwards while standing on your head, that should do something towards achieving living dead status.

I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

Vegemite is vegetable extract that spoils any piece of processed white bread in a second. It is even more disgusting than marmite, which is a beef extract given to British babies before they are old enough to realise that it too tastes like shite.

I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder

This is a charming onomatapeic word that means to throw up, puke your ring, spew. A common pastime in any local hostelry, this action has been perfected in Bolemia-ville, south of Alice Springs.

If you want to perfect your Australian English, mates, check out the full and entertaining lyrics to Land Down Under by Men at Work

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editor@thepisstakers.com — 2006-01-05T19:22:00+00:00

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World's worst burglars

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2006-12-18T23:00:00+00:00

Thanks to Odd news for this link to the world's worst burglar. There is a long list of contenders for this title however.

There was a desperately thick character in Britain who walked into a bank with a gun, went up to the cashier and pushed a note under the glass. The bank employee read the menacing message and calmly handed over about £5000 ($9000). The robber disappeared and the cashier sounded the alarm. Before the robber had even got to the end of the street, the police were already making their way calmly to his house to lay in wait. The dumbass had written the note on the back of a pre-printed paying-in slip - for his own account.

Burglar tied up by elderly folk

This story from New Zealand was picked up by the Taipei Times. Can you follow this tortuous route to our website? The whole incident is very embarrassing. There were mumblings that the embarrassment of such a cock-up would soften up the judge, but he was having none of it..

Burglar loses face

An incompetent burglar captured and hog-tied by elderly members of a petanque club was a "laughing stock" in prison and would never again be able to hold his head up in criminal circles, his lawyer said yesterday. Clinton Michael Dearman, 38, was captured and tied up by arriving members after he broke into the club in Christchurch on Dec. 11.

The humiliation Dearman had suffered as a result of media publicity should be taken into account in sentencing, his lawyer said. But Judge Michael Crosbie showed little sympathy, sentencing Dearman to two years and four months in jail.

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editor@thepisstakers.com — 2006-12-25T08:16:00+00:00

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It's all in your hands.

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2007-01-19T02:18:44+00:00

Fortunately the internet is a great empowerer, and just as this guy has the chance to express his desires for a mate, so we have the opportunity to press the stop button and move on with our lives. Can't wait to not see what is happening at allinyourhands.com next month!

Quirky videos

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2006-02-09T23:32:22+00:00

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Lewis Black gets angry about Xmas

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2009-01-02T00:55:37+00:00

Mr Black is one angry man, but very funny with it.

Irreverent discourse about religion

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2006-12-26T05:59:28+00:00

Very clever and intelligent arguments from George Carlin explaining how god, the sun and Joe Pesci work to make the world a better place.

King Klaus

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2006-12-26T05:51:07+00:00

King Kong meets Hans Christian Anderson! When Santa befriends a gingerbread man, he puts his friend on top of a Christmas tree and ends up being strafed by biplanes as!

Failed stunts

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2006-12-24T03:42:31+00:00

Why is it funny when people hurt themselves in attempted stunts? Hold onto your privates or whatever it is tingles when you see someone in pain and watch this festive offering.

Frosty the Snowman melt down

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2006-12-24T03:31:13+00:00

This is cynical enough for us to be included as a sort of Pisstake of Christmas, Christmas songs, nativity scenes and good old global warming. It is a really slow and black rendition, trying to get kids in the mood for the end of the world.

Sunny in Philly "Trial by Friends"

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2006-12-19T00:17:06+00:00

We used to think the designer sitcom, Friends, was amusing, till we got involved with Seinfeld. From then on, the clever writing and deliberately flawed characters in Seinfeld made you realise just how shallow Aniston and company were. 6 picture-perfect prima donna millionaires flirting around a yuppy caff - that just so blows, especially with their dependency on 25-second sound bites and toothy grins.

But, hey, things change, just ask the Romans. Another fad, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, has come along, and in one fell swoop Seinfeld has got old, and a part of Friends has become funny again. Huh?

Friends has a new found ability to amuse!

Incredible to think that the sitcom with a totally unbelievable premise of 3 guys and 3 gals, roomies, beautiful, and friends, (bollocks they are!) could enchant a nation for so long. Sorry, but did nobody see through Jennifer How many failed relationships? Aniston, or Joey or the perfectly dutzy Phoebe? I'll give you a dime for the giggle when Ross and Rachel don't get married, but beyond that....

The real grins in this video are all down to a cast that includes Danny de Vito. What a guy. 4 foot something of dynamite comedy talent. Just look at him and he makes you giggle. Just think of him in Taxi, and he makes you laugh out loud. It must be true, little people are obnoxious. Remember George in Seinfeld?

Seinfeld was full of pearly white poseurs too.

It was a beautifully scripted observational masterpiece and was brilliantly performed, apart from Jerry Seinfeld walking around like a midget lumberjack woodentop. Don't you just want to go up to George, and tell him you can't hit a man with glasses, so would he mind removing them before you pummel his smarmy face? And we all want an uncle like Kramer. And if Elaine was as tall as she was pretty, wow, she'd dwarf even Tyra Banks.

The new "Sunny" kids on the block totally rock to a new tune.

The great bonus is, this video was just one of many offerings from the brilliant new fad, Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Maury's DNA test finds a 100% loser!

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2006-12-19T00:11:42+00:00

Guys, if your wife or a partner says she has a secret to tell you, and you are on Maury's show, you had better watch out - for good reason! She's been cheating on you. The revelation in this particular video is, however, beyond reason!

Shit, dad - you aren't the father!.

It didn't exactly need a degree in genealogical science to see the kiddy was of a slightly different ethnicity to the parents. But that dashed dad had clearly been blinded by the baby since birth.

Usually what happens is, the woman in front of the cameras tells Maury she has a secret. She tears up a little. Sobbing, she confesses that she wants to reveal to her husband that he is not their kid's father. More tears. Of course she knows he will be gutted. Hysteria sets in.

Ordinarily the husband, oblivious to this recent conversation, jives on to the stage, a bit nervous, but OK. He knows there are a few possible outcomes. But which is it?

Playing along, Dad says he has no idea what is going on (yeah right!), but on the big question from Maury, he confirms,

"Yes, I am definitely the child's father - and happy to be the man in the house..."

. Then the seeds of doubt are sown. Has she been having an affair, but didn't get pregnant. Oh well, not too bad and we will get over it on national TV, won't we honey? Or did she get pregnant and now he has to father someone else's kid if they are to stay together? Hmm, that might make a mockery of the happy family he has been happily partaking in? Or is it a curve ball from Maury and the quivering father is going to be told that he is his wife's brother?

The whooping audience of unemployed hecklers stirs it up. The definitive DNA test is read out by Maury.
"You are NOT the father of ..."

Being daytime TV, 100% of these dedicated, loving fathers, who learn they are not a dad after all, go crazy, crying, devastated from the shock.

But did they really have no idea, no concept that their woman was a cheating no good ...?

Lilou would say "No. They were in denial. Losers."

Shit, girl, that loser is the father!

99 out of 100 cheating men accused of being the father of a child by an ex-girlfriend/acquaintance, insist in the pre-show interview that they are blameless, innocent, kushti. 99 out of 100 of these men on Maury are exposed as poorly educated, low income, slightly dim young men with a dick that stands to attention even around a female cat. Out on stage, these guys, blether and shout and yell unintelligible English. Only one in a hundred guys do the dance when it is proven they are not the father. 100% of girls should throw themselves on the floor doing the dance that makes the earth part and swallow up a "father" with an IQ lower than their kid's shoe size.

Shit, I pity the father. She's a loser!

- So, 99 out of 100 cheating men accused of being the father on Maury blether and shout and yell unintelligible English as part of their daily thing. However, a handful on Maury are yelping and bullshitting fro good reason. They are trying to drown out the unintelligible screams of a woman you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. It gets to the point sometimes where you wish the guy would be proven seedless, just so he can avoid purgatory with the squealing cow after his paycheck. But somehow you know that all guys faced with these gold-digging monsters on Maury are going to eat their words and enter hell when the DNA results are read out!

But did they really have no idea, no concept that they were the big daddy ...?
Lilou would say, "Of course they knew. Losers."

Another loser scenario

So many times the hillbilly guy will say,

"That can't be my kid, look, its teeth ain't like mine!"

Absolutely right, the kid's teeth aren't brown and it has more than 3 in the front.

Another loser scenario - 2

Or some other guy will shout hysterically that no way can that be his child, as he only slept with that ho' twice. Mauri would then ask,

"So, did you wear protection?"
And of course he says he did, while the girl is shaking her head indicating, no!

"And if the DNA test proves this is your child, will you provide for the child?"
And then of course, roles are reversed and the woman starts nodding and the guy says of course he will.

Guinness is good for ad-a-holics

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2006-12-19T00:11:04+00:00

Guinness has spawned some very creative advertising campaigns, one of which is this trio's trip back in time. The meteor was a piece of genius, in our humble opinion.

And just to put you in the picture about what Guinness can do: the amber, or rather, the black nectar from Ireland has been responsible for many things over the centuries. Drunken solace in times of famine; double vision diversion in times of plenty, and hang-overs most of the time, not just in Ireland.

Guinness and snooker

There was a time when you couldn't watch snooker on British TV without thinking of downing a pint of the dark ale. That was brilliant cross brand promotion, alcohol and sport. Some would say you cannot call snooker a sport, and Guinness isn't everyone's idea of booze, but whatever you think of glorified pool for gentlemen, there is no better product to promote it than Guinness - a pint that takes 6 minutes to pour properly!!

Admittedly, there is a better product, but the industrial coatings industry is yet to come up with a fun way to watch paint dry.

Trick rider or trick photography?

editor@thepisstakers.com — 2006-12-19T00:00:29+00:00

Everyone has ridden a bike at some stage in their life, but not like this guy. No doubt he fell off a few times in the making of the video, and scared a few fish and car drivers, but there have to be some enhanced movie cuts and special effects in there too, right?