Not one to cast aspersions at people with weight isssues, and not one to follow the herd either, but now and again, principles be damned. This fatty featured on big time blog Dvorak Uncensored should be a digital inspiration to all lardies out there.

Forget the low calorie chocolate, low cholesterol chunky bars, high metabolism candy and lipo suction banana bars, get your ass over to a photoshop expert's house.

Techboggle alerted us to a recent TV appearance by Bill Gates. The mega zillionaire humanitarian was promoting the long awaited Windows Vista Operating System on the Daily Show. Yawn?

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One of the first things we did after putting this website together was find a javascript that screws with images like never before. Send the code to friends, saying it is an image enhancer and call them back a few minutes later.

It is in the same league as the screensaver from hell - A plain Windows looking background with a dialogue box saying, "Close down your computer immediately".

By the way, we don't recommend trying these silly jokes at home - work is a much better environment for this sort of jape.

The keynote speech that green Apple fans wanted to see this year failed to materialise. Instead, they saw more environmental unfriendliness loom in the shape of the iPhone. This user-friendly but non-biodegradable telephonic gadgetry is destined to leave the halls of Cupertino at a rate of over 10 million units per annum for the next few years. That is quite a pile of bits to dispose of carefully in the future.

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Weird Al, king of the palindromes, pulls off a great spoof of Eminem and the gangsta thing. Oh to be so nerdy that the boyz from da hood run away to protect their street cred.

There is a similar spoof rap from some hip jersey-wearing guys and gals from Massachusetts whose idea of a drive-by is a trip to the deli, and the only rackets in their life are tennis, and badminton.

Goodbye feeble iTunes visualiser with psychedelic patterns to puke to, the Ruben tube is real audio-visual entertainment. All you need is a length of 2" pvc piping, some propane gas, a 2" speaker and some tunes - plus a hip "physics teacher" who knows how to make the Ruben's tube as fun as a van der Graaf Generator, but with lots more sparks and rhythm.