Not one to cast aspersions at people with weight isssues, and not one to follow the herd either, but now and again, principles be damned. This fatty featured on big time blog Dvorak Uncensored should be a digital inspiration to all lardies out there.

Forget the low calorie chocolate, low cholesterol chunky bars, high metabolism candy and lipo suction banana bars, get your ass over to a photoshop expert's house.