The fiasco that is the burial of Anna Nichol Smith has taken a turn for the even more bizarre. According to the blow-by-blow coverage from TMOZ, Anna's battling momma, Virgie Arthur, has got the full weight of the Bahama legislative process behind her on this one.

To be more accurate, while smirky Stern awaits at the church thinking his wishes will come true, the hearse is parked up, courtesy of the courts, and the driver is awaiting further instructions. Those instructions will be forthcoming when the judge has finished off his breakfast and had his hair done in preparation for his next public appearance. Whether the legal process will bring an end to another exciting episode in the dead blonde's existence on earth, still nobody knows, but at least the judge has eaten well and the hearse driver is on for a big tip.

For what it is worth, maybe just cut the crap and bury Anna Nichol Smith in limbo. That way, nobody wins or loses and the world's press can focus on something more weighty than even Anna in her balloon state days.