If you thought that Hollywood stars get drunk, bladdered, wasted, smashed, blitzed and bombed on a regular basis, and in public too, you may have to modify your belief structures. We paid into the clichés too, but after reading the newspapers and entertainment sites, where they never make things up, perhaps the theory should be more refined.

DrunkHollywood

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Well, after ploughing through page after page of pictures, in DrunkHollywood, there was no evidence of a particularly drunken star. Maybe we have to modify the clichéd claims and say that drunken debauched Hollywood stars limit their alcoholic abuse to when they are behind closed doors? Or does Drunk Dan need to remember his camera when he goes hunting for evidence in Beverly Hills clubs?

Befuddle

It looked more promising on the homepage of Befuddle. Plenty of drunken smiley, shouty, gaudy and flesh-flashing Hollywood stars on show. But just as we thought we had struck gold and proved our theory, out popped the disclaimer

DISCLAIMER: Celebrities pictured on these pages may not necessarily be drunk as stated. They may well be just befuddled; pictured with an alcoholic drink; exposing too much flesh; attending another free celeb party or simply just playing for the cameras to get in the national tabloids.

We had to modify the cliché yet again, because Befuddle was showing pictures that prove that the definition of drunken debauchery in Hollywood is simply: actors are often caught acting drunk in public. That is scandalous.

Actors act sick to not appear drunk

The clichéd theory about wild drinking Hollywood actors was completely smashed by Bay Watch legend, David Hasselhof. He was so desparate not to appear like a typical drunken Hollywood star that he feigned illness before getting on a plane. Unfortunately the eagle eyed agents in London saw through his acting and refused the pissed up actor permission to board.

The same fiasco occurred with Paula Abdul who was drunk on Stars in Your eyes, or whatever that trash pop idol show is called. Except she used sleep deprivation as her feeble excuse for a motor dysfunction syndrome that looked remarkably like slurring due to excess booze.

The final, definitive theory on Hollywood drunks?

Every Hollywood star has probably been photographed drunk as a skunk in public, but they can't fool all of the public all of the time. At some time, the shameless ones are in fact sober playactors, and the scheming ones are the drunks in denial, covering their issues with stories of ill-health.

In fairness, the genuine stars just admit to being pissed out their skulls, and throw up, fight and swear in public, behind closed doors, or wherever the fancy takes them. See, Hollywood drunks are just like like the rest of us. Well, like the rest of you, I'm tee-total.