Not even Paris Hilton's lights are on
01/03/07 Filed in: Entertainment | Paris Hilton
They say that airheads' lights are on but no one's home. In Paris Hilton's case, she never even had her headlights on when driving last night. On probation for unashamed self promotion, she couldn't quite get it together to flip a light switch in her junker car. Must have thought her catty like vision was enough.
Unfortunately, Paris was caught in the dark by the polic, and the womanwho, apparently, has seen the ceilings of more bedrooms than are even owned by her name sake Hilton chain, faces jail time and the prospect of yet another ceiling to stare at. Oh dear, not another Prison Warden story and another few grand for paparrazi duty?
Unfortunately, Paris was caught in the dark by the polic, and the womanwho, apparently, has seen the ceilings of more bedrooms than are even owned by her name sake Hilton chain, faces jail time and the prospect of yet another ceiling to stare at. Oh dear, not another Prison Warden story and another few grand for paparrazi duty?
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