Popwatch and clueless Pisstakers
08/03/07 Filed in: Entertainment
Although I had absolutely no idea what they were talking about, the Popwatch posts seemed quite interesting.
There is an open invite to comment on pop idol contestants or judges. Don't bet on seeing the following observation printed in their column.
Simon Cowell, tellytubby pop impresario is a no-shit-shoots-from-the-hip judge with a proven record for spotting marketable tack. If only the person who dressed him could drop his belt line by 6 inches. Perhaps then the paparazzi would stop trying to highlight Cowell's own misguided efforts to hide his tubby belly from telly viewers.
I had heard of Shiites, shitty Simon Le Bon, and mad cows, but the whole sorry mess appears to have been rolled into the name of one up-and-coming Gallic film star, Shia la Beouf. Look out for him in Indy jones part quatre.
Something big is happening on Pop Idol, so cue the fanfares. Could it be that superbitch Barba is going to admit the truth - that she can't sing half as well as she can generate publicity for herself?
One of hundreds of US radio stations was ripping into Barba, the week's most googled search query. The mouthy host interviewed a friend of the Pop Idol glamour puss.
According to this friend, Antonella was a popular hard-working gal at college. Her soft porn episode was a mistake and she is a great singer! The interviewee lost all credibility with that last statement and spent the rest of her program slot on the defensive.
It was a missed opportunity for the girlie, because the interviewer was definitely no Howard Stern. Sadly, she had no quick answers to pedestrian and tired questions and came across as a ditzy airhead, proving the radio host's poorly made point.
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Pop Idolatory
There is an open invite to comment on pop idol contestants or judges. Don't bet on seeing the following observation printed in their column.
Simon Cowell, tellytubby pop impresario is a no-shit-shoots-from-the-hip judge with a proven record for spotting marketable tack. If only the person who dressed him could drop his belt line by 6 inches. Perhaps then the paparazzi would stop trying to highlight Cowell's own misguided efforts to hide his tubby belly from telly viewers.
Shia laBeouf?
I had heard of Shiites, shitty Simon Le Bon, and mad cows, but the whole sorry mess appears to have been rolled into the name of one up-and-coming Gallic film star, Shia la Beouf. Look out for him in Indy jones part quatre.
Antonella Barba, a bombing out bombshell?
Something big is happening on Pop Idol, so cue the fanfares. Could it be that superbitch Barba is going to admit the truth - that she can't sing half as well as she can generate publicity for herself?
Barba's friend butchered on the radio
One of hundreds of US radio stations was ripping into Barba, the week's most googled search query. The mouthy host interviewed a friend of the Pop Idol glamour puss.
According to this friend, Antonella was a popular hard-working gal at college. Her soft porn episode was a mistake and she is a great singer! The interviewee lost all credibility with that last statement and spent the rest of her program slot on the defensive.
It was a missed opportunity for the girlie, because the interviewer was definitely no Howard Stern. Sadly, she had no quick answers to pedestrian and tired questions and came across as a ditzy airhead, proving the radio host's poorly made point.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Yes
Are you a virgin?
Yes, but it's none of your business!
Do you pleasure him in other, oral ways?
Sure, but it's none of your business. (Blimey, makes you wonder what she would consider too rude to own up to, to a stranger ?!!!!)
So, have you ever got it on with Antonella?
No. (And unlike this star struck, slow off the mark friend, I would have added, "but I thought your wife was a real hotty when she was in bed with me, asshole.")
Yes
Are you a virgin?
Yes, but it's none of your business!
Do you pleasure him in other, oral ways?
Sure, but it's none of your business. (Blimey, makes you wonder what she would consider too rude to own up to, to a stranger ?!!!!)
So, have you ever got it on with Antonella?
No. (And unlike this star struck, slow off the mark friend, I would have added, "but I thought your wife was a real hotty when she was in bed with me, asshole.")
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