Rock god and AIDS charity champion, Bono, was recently criticised for spending 100 million bucks in an AIDS campaign that has only raised $18m. Despite this iniquity, he has been sequestered to the Pistakers writing team to raise their profile in the blog world. When interviewed recently, Mr Bono said,

I have answered Ed's call for additional marketing expertise. For every 100 words they write in reviews about other sites, The Pisstakers estimate that the featured sites reply with just 18 words about the Pisstakers. In light of this disproportionate return on investment, they need a leg up."

In a state of shock, Ed the Editor commented

We can't wait to publish the insightful, motivational words of Bono, a legend in his own lunchtime," "The Boy has a way with words, and clearly knows how to make a difference in matters of life and death.

Bombarded with camera flashes and furry microphones, Bono whispered in a soft Irish brogue,

We are delighted to be involved with The Pisstakers who are representative of many classy blogs verging on the point of indifference in the public's eyes. We aim to raise their profile and topple The Onion with a series of humorous blog reviews, tech satire and funny angles on serious world news.

Strumming on an air guitar, he continued,

Rock 'n roll and gangsta rap may be dying, but The Pisstakers will prevail and be forever sanctified as a worthy cause. Our suggested motto for fans of the Pisstakers is, I, Bono, will follow Ed, and so should you.

Bono is now taking time out of his world tour of Saatchi and Saatchi offices to prepare his opening 100-word post on the Pisstakers.