The BBC report: Football Association will contact Tottenham after a fan ran on to the pitch at White Hart Lane and aimed a punch at Chelsea's Frank Lampard. The incident, which the FA described as "totally unacceptable", occurred after Chelsea beat Spurs 2-1 in Monday's FA Cup quarter-final replay.

This was probably Fat Frank's personal trainer taking out his frustration at just how bad that athlete's dieting program is going. If anyone cares to remember the England World Cup fiasco, Lampard was the dough boy who passed the ball back to the opposition goal keeper, in the disguise of a killer shot, at least 7 times a match.

248-dimension maths puzzle solved

So much for progress. The big news in mathematics is the 4 years' of work expended on a formula discovered a century ago. Perhaps for their next project, the brain boxes could explain the secrets of pie-assed squared, or explain why the student got a zero for his answer.

UK inflation rate hits 2.8%

Lies damn lies and statistics?

Again the BBC say, On the Consumer Prices Index (CPI) measure, inflation in February was 2.8%, up from 2.7% the month before. The figure - pushed up by increases in air passenger duty and thus air fares - remains well above the Bank of England's 2.0% target for the CPI.

It should say, inflation is up by 2.7% for the majority and gone up by 2.8% for a handful of UK elitists who flew every day of February.