The Polish Prime Minister is singlehandedly ensuring that the EU continues to be an inefficient mega expensive political, I mean economic, backward thinking behemoth. Amazing as it may seem, he blames the shortage of Polish voting clout in the European Union today on Nazi Germany!

Votes, Nazis, nasty logic

Voting power in the EU takes account of an irrefutable statistic, that of population per nation. When giving reasons for why his country deserves more voting power, the Polish minister said the Nazis had killed loads of his people, thus reducing his ability to vote today.

He has demonstrated not one ounce of forward-thinking European logic. In fact, talk about being tainted with a selective retrograde mindset. Let's do the math. Adolf Hitler, the agent of decimation of 6 million Poles, the monster who almost destroyed Europe was born in 1889. How can a 118 year old guy, who also destroyed German democracy, have anything to do with modern day Germany or Poland's national voting rights in the 21st century? The EU is the antithesis of nazism.

And if you read this chilling document on genocides, you will see that millions upon millions of everyone have been killed this century. What a memory for such a retard. Makes you want to give the Pole a pole and stick it somewhere dark and constricted. And I am not referring to his head.

Ultimate insults

To be honest, if he had just called the Germans wankers, he couldn't have insulted them any more than he did. The only reason the European Union exists today is because Germany and Fance were so terrified of a repeat World War that they tore and have torn themselves (and member states) inside out trying to get things right and peaceful to everyone's satisfaction.

That a minor member comes in and basically infers that the Germans of today had any say over the Nazis of 60 years ago is unbelievable. It is a bit like Apple saying they are small compared to Microsoft because Bill Gates ancestors were Luddites.

Watch out for more exciting developments. With inflammatory remarks like that floating around, we may see history repeated and the moderate Germans of today may just lay down their green morals and re-invade Poland.



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Tags: EU, Nazis

Did you hear about the Jersey Guys radio hosts who recently had a run-in with the law? Or to be more accurate, they brushed heavy hitting handbags with a lawman called DJ. Mr D Jones used his position to publicise the minor shock jocks' personal details at a press conference.

The rucous

It was quite amusing at first, hearing how the police representative had responded to a leaked story about proposed police impropriety. Instead of responding graciously and diplomatically, as per his job, the police spokesman, DJ (aka Davy Jones, not the Monkee!) went on the attack and scared the living crap out the radio station. He didn't hang back, giving out the real DJs' home address, license plates and who knows what else, to the press.

The Jersey Guys' response

On reflection, like 20 minutes later, the voracious Jersey Guys took a big gulp. They started by reiterating their proof of a closed police forum discussion about a rigged speed ticketing campaign planned for May in New Jersey. Once that was out the way, they announced that they wouldn't return to the air until their personal safety and their family's welfare was assured. Cue a string of old rock tunes and a reminder of what radio was all about - music.

The true shock from the jocks

Anyways, the stunt by the police man was a bit shocking, to put it mildly, and inexcusable if you have half an ounce of fair play in your veins. But even more shocking to us was when we tuned in the following day to hear none other than ... the Jersey Guys!!! It was nothing to do with assurances of safety made in haste in the night, nothing quite so cut and dry.

In my estimation they were back so soon to effect a quick backlash of their own and ride the publicity stunt some more. It was Friday, after all, and the weekend would swamp the story and everyone would forgot the shennanigans by Monday morning. Just my opinion.

So what were the police guys thinking?

Whenever there is trouble, who is the first person you call? The police. But they aren't always so popular, especially when there is irrefutable living proof (from a private keyword-protected police-only forum) that a few too many yahoos in uniform are patrolling the roads, and they don't have the public's interests at heart.

It appears that certain voracious cops saw nothing wrong with online chat in support of an idea to pump up the revenues for May via a campaign against motorists. The plan was to clobber anyone driving barely a needle's width over the limit. How reassuring, not. Have you seen the needle dance as you drive over the potholes? The irony of being ticketed for accelerating out of a pothole left unrepaired by the state!

What are the public now thinking?

After hearing such behavior from a minority of troopers, there was some knee jerk public uproar. To be honest, the mind does wander. Maybe a dose of their own medicine is in order? Let the plebs in cars ticket the troopers who zoom to within 2 foot of a car bumper in the outside lane, horn beeping, expressing their undisguised aggression. We have all seen the effect too on nervy drivers, and seen the way police can "push" the "offender" out the way before zooming off again.

The galling thing is, that time and again, this stunt is for no apparent reason, other than the race is on to get to base before the coffee and donuts get cold?

On balance, what has this incident shown?

Back on earth, you have to wonder if the Jersey Guys' reaction was correct. They came across as affronted but astute media whores. The police representative showed himself as incompetent and inappropriate under pressure. The story reinforced some stereotypes that the police could have done without at a time when they are under the spotlight. Nobody had a good result out of this episode

So, I guess now, everyone knows a little better what comes with the territory when you think bad thoughts and worse, get caught expressing them. And there is no doubting the risk when you cross swords with angered officials with guns or threaten DJs with a microphone and a large audience. Can we assume that this wake up call will calm it down from the Jersey Guys? Will it f___! The outings of public misbehavior will continue.

Conconclusion

I wonder what the next exciting episode will bring? A backlash against the Jersey Guys for reporting on the owners of the Jihad Pizzeria, the one where the delivery boy was planning to blow up soldiers? Let's hope not.

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Tags: legal, Police, Scandal

It is official, I am in the money and the UN Secretary general, no less is on the case. This may be yet another last post if it goes through.

UNITED NATIONS (WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME)
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS.
870 UNITED NATIONS PLAZA 20-A NEW YORK NY 10017
WIRE TRANSFER/AUDIT UNIT

All I need do is adopt my Nigerian 419 scammer's son and thirteen sisters, post all my life savings to Geneva and renounce satan. That is a tall order, but for the sake of 8 million dollars, I will even kick beelzebub into touch in a UN second.

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Major headlines, woo hoo. Italians found creaming off millions of public money. That was hardly news, if you follow politics or Italy.

It turns out that the authorities finally twigged about a fraud that has been going on for 10 years. I guess it is better late than never to catch up to the idea that not all politicians are straight! And Italians left to their own devices in Euro HQ, what a recipe for disaster.

According to a Washington Journal interview with health department representative, Dr John Agwunobi, this is the Year of the Heavy Fed. He should be congratulated on the move to encourage the majority of Government employees to shed some pounds, even hundredweights of excess body mass. For once, that sounds like a good idea, leading from the front. Well done.

How Feds lose tons of weight

The Government's push for losing lots of weight actually began back in 2003 - 363 tonnes of cash has been flown into Iraq and lost in the mayhem. The extreme gluttony of the people who got their hands on those $400k bricks is stomach-churning.

Two jags Prescott unhealthy hypocrisy

The average British civil servant is not quite as out-of-shape as their American counterparts - with a few exceptions. Years ago, John Prescott, the British Deputy Prime minister in the head banner above, was photographed cycling his fat ass into work. Spouting health and environment propoganda, his photo opportunity seemed to be inspirational. Maybe this rough and ready Northerner really could get in shape and make a good leader. Momentarily, people thought they could start to look up to a trim and healthy politician, rather than struggle to see around a corpulent frame financed by tax-payers' money.

And the greens were creaming too, especially as a bike is the leanest calorie consumer of all modes of transport. ie just 60 calories per mile of energy is needed to travel 1 mile, compared to 1600 to drive in a car. They thought they had a champion.

Unfortunately, it transpired later that day that as soon as the photographers ran out of film, his first of two Jaguars pulled up, a chauffeur threw the bike into the trunk, and off he drove to the office, 50 yards away. A hearty breakfast of three pork pies and a gallon of ale awaited him, and life continued as normal.

The Brits were heavily fed up with that sort of hypocrisy, and according to Skipper, weren't sorry to see Prescott squirm when caught for eating his secretary.

Looking through The Blog of Kev, an Englishman's ramblings on the state of his Union, it looks like democracy is fast going down the toilet. A million-strong petition is going to be ignored by a transport minister who knows best, and another politician called the idea of petitions on the Downing Street web site as an idea of a prat. Where's the Queen when you need her, to champion the rights of her people!!!!!