el mundo
ETA rob a camping store in Strasbourg
According to Spanish newspaper, El Mundo, three men with Spanish accents broke into a camping store near Strasbourg and stole rucksacks, sleeping bags and most disturbingly, a bunch of lighter fuel tablets. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
The store owner is bemused. He said they could have bought the supplies at any store in Europe, without causing a stir, and he was running a 10% discount day anyway, wtf!
The manufacturer of the fuel tablets says that one tablet could boil water for 9 minutes. Wow wee, not. I once took a tablet that boils heads for hours.
The authorities are saying the contraband could be used for incendiary devices. Like a BBQ?
The press are saying these guys are ETA because they had Spanish accents, and they stole because their organisation has no funds.
ETA are wondering what all the fuss is about. They already have their bombs in place for the next attack, have several million euros from El Gordo lottery win last Christmas stuffed away under the bed. And hey we are Basque, not bloody Spanish.
And El Mundo is a reliable paper?
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The store owner is bemused. He said they could have bought the supplies at any store in Europe, without causing a stir, and he was running a 10% discount day anyway, wtf!
The manufacturer of the fuel tablets says that one tablet could boil water for 9 minutes. Wow wee, not. I once took a tablet that boils heads for hours.
The authorities are saying the contraband could be used for incendiary devices. Like a BBQ?
The press are saying these guys are ETA because they had Spanish accents, and they stole because their organisation has no funds.
ETA are wondering what all the fuss is about. They already have their bombs in place for the next attack, have several million euros from El Gordo lottery win last Christmas stuffed away under the bed. And hey we are Basque, not bloody Spanish.
And El Mundo is a reliable paper?
We've linked to several web search engines offering random payments & prizes! Click the icon & search the keyphrase Cadillac CTS ad or web search. It is a win-win, perhaps!
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