Winning an argument
18/05/07 Filed in: Life style
There is an "online discussion" going on at the home of graphic genius, Plooptionary. (OK it is one of them meme things) on winning an argument. It caught my interest, but only because it was attracting the attention of a few of the wittier souls in blogging, you understand, not because it is a link love jail bait deal to shoot you up Technorati post haste artificially against all odds just to get you traffic you don't deserve and can't keep because your content is crap.
How to win an argument sounds quite easy to me. All you do is adopt the latest tactics which are to look someone straight in the eye and repeat a lie until it somehow mutates into the truth.
If this blatant trickery fails to work, adopt stage 2, which is to don a snidey smile and nod in agreement at your own lies and disagree wholeheartedly with your adversary's every solid argument.
If that fails to win the argument, just get your gun out and shoot the fucker.
It has worked for ages with the arguments over Iraq.
We've linked to several web search engines offering random payments & prizes! Click the icon & search the keyphrase zwinky or web search. It is a win-win, perhaps!
How to win an argument sounds quite easy to me. All you do is adopt the latest tactics which are to look someone straight in the eye and repeat a lie until it somehow mutates into the truth.
If this blatant trickery fails to work, adopt stage 2, which is to don a snidey smile and nod in agreement at your own lies and disagree wholeheartedly with your adversary's every solid argument.
If that fails to win the argument, just get your gun out and shoot the fucker.
It has worked for ages with the arguments over Iraq.
We've linked to several web search engines offering random payments & prizes! Click the icon & search the keyphrase zwinky or web search. It is a win-win, perhaps!
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