Worst review ever
Jan/09
I guess I asked for a review from the foul-mouthed reviewers at I talk too much - and I got one - right in the nuts!! Here's my revisited response to their review, a long long time ago -
Well, well. I have written 1300 + posts in 15 months and a reviewer from I Talk Too Much makes a big deal about posting frequency! What can I say! It only took them 5 months to get round to doing the review of my site.
I used to think that I had a fairly cool theme, but along comes the smooth-talking I Talk Too Much hit-girl and blows even that idea out the water.
They go on to say I
If you are curious enough to look at the comments on their website, be prepared for a meeting of Man-hater's anonymous.
You will read the words of someone who found some value in this site, but daren't admit she liked me too much, (in case she upset queen reviewer?)
Another member of the harem from hell also tried to over think stuff and said I am a not very good journalist. Well, er yeah, I am not a journalist. I don't research anything outside of Google keywords.
In terms of credentials, the only differences between me and the reviewer is I have not lived my whole life in the basement of a trailer, and I don't wake up every morning with the mission to indiscriminately trash everything that moves!
I think "rating" is not quite the correct term - more like RAKING.
Ironically, they use a fist-based ranking scheme, I got zero! Maybe that is good? Anyway, to play fair and return the compliment, you get one fist for your site, ma'am. Choose any football team you like to give you the award as many times as you like.
If you want to read any more colorful ranty reviews that flow like newly bottled diarrhoea, check out their site - and find your own way there!!!
Well, well. I have written 1300 + posts in 15 months and a reviewer from I Talk Too Much makes a big deal about posting frequency! What can I say! It only took them 5 months to get round to doing the review of my site.
I used to think that I had a fairly cool theme, but along comes the smooth-talking I Talk Too Much hit-girl and blows even that idea out the water.
That is a very original analysis, but who are the Denver Broncos? Is that the last team of football players the reviewer slept with?The template looks like the Denver Broncos threw up all over the page.
They go on to say I
Hope she got electrocuted.inspired them to go piss all over the neighbors’ Christmas lights.
Comments
If you are curious enough to look at the comments on their website, be prepared for a meeting of Man-hater's anonymous.
You will read the words of someone who found some value in this site, but daren't admit she liked me too much, (in case she upset queen reviewer?)
Another member of the harem from hell also tried to over think stuff and said I am a not very good journalist. Well, er yeah, I am not a journalist. I don't research anything outside of Google keywords.
In terms of credentials, the only differences between me and the reviewer is I have not lived my whole life in the basement of a trailer, and I don't wake up every morning with the mission to indiscriminately trash everything that moves!
Ratings
I think "rating" is not quite the correct term - more like RAKING.
Ironically, they use a fist-based ranking scheme, I got zero! Maybe that is good? Anyway, to play fair and return the compliment, you get one fist for your site, ma'am. Choose any football team you like to give you the award as many times as you like.
If you want to read any more colorful ranty reviews that flow like newly bottled diarrhoea, check out their site - and find your own way there!!!
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