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<title>pisstakers links and buttons</title><link>http://thepisstakers.com/index.html</link><description>Hot News&#x21;</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><dc:creator>Ed ther Editor</dc:creator><dc:rights>Copyright 2006 The pisstakers</dc:rights><dc:date>2007-08-13T07:48:24-04:00</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.realmacsoftware.com/" />
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<lastBuildDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:45:56 -0500</lastBuildDate><item><title>The Pisstakers link farm</title><dc:creator>Ed ther Editor</dc:creator><dc:subject>Lazy blogroll</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-08-13T07:48:24-04:00</dc:date><link>http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/pisstakers-blogroll.html#unique-entry-id-0</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/pisstakers-blogroll.html#unique-entry-id-0</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Free widgets and side bar buttons for proud Pisstakers fans and webmasters with an eye for classy viral promotion! </p></blockquote><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Lazy way to network your blog</title><dc:creator>Ed ther Editor</dc:creator><category>Web</category><dc:date>2007-08-13T07:48:19-04:00</dc:date><link>http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/pisstakers-buttons.html#unique-entry-id-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/pisstakers-buttons.html#unique-entry-id-1</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Apparently it is obligatory to offer lots of gaudy options so bloggers and webmasters can easily link to our blog.<br /><br />Turning that idea on its head, The Pisstakers offer free widgets that promote <u>your</u> blog or website! Give me a funny quote, or tell me about a contest or send me a link to your humor blog. I will add you to a widget and you just went viral. Install the widget on your own site and you went a bit more viral!<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="widgetssummary" src="http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files//page65_blog_entry1_1.gif" width="375" height="249"/><br /><a href="links_files/Funny-quotes-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Funny quotes widget">Funny quotes widget</a> <span style="color:#f2e6ff; ">.........</span><a href="links_files/Cool-blogs-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Cool blogs widget">Cool blogs widget</a> <span style="color:#f2e6ff; ">........</span><a href="links_files/Humor-blogs-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Humor blogs widget">Humor blogs widget</a> .        <br /><br />We have done the hard work coding, hosting, updating and promoting the widget. What's in it for you if you contribute a link or quote?<br /><br /><h2>Going viral</h2><br />One thing can easily lead to another, and with minimal work, anyone involved with the widgets could easily end up with lots of targetted traffic. <br /><br /><h2>Widget genres</h2><br />The widgets are focussed on specific genres: a tech widget, humor widget, "cool" category widget. There is something for everyone, or if you disagree, suggest a new genre and I will try to create a widget for it.<br /><br /><h2>Ugly time-consuming widgets</h2><br />It is easier to click on a widget in the sidebar to understand how it works. But for the readers, the<em> fit and forget </em>widgets have a series of one-liners each with a link to a neat blog. (Yours?) A new tagline appears with each page refresh. They expand according to the content and adopt the width of your side bar.<br /><br />Once installed, you need do nothing to maintain a widget, because we update the content. Remember, it adapts to your site theme with no coding required. It is free. <br /><br /><strong>To be included on a widget, either </strong><strong><a href="../contactforms/contactforms/email.php" rel="self" title="Contact form">send Ed</a></strong><strong> a funny quote, or a link to a good post you wrote recently.<br /><br /></strong><h2>Join the party</h2><br />You are encouraged to contribute a link for inclusion in one of the widgets. If you are feeling brave, you are also welcome to install the widget in your own sidebar. <br /><br />If you enter into the spirit, please write a short post at some stage, mentioning the widget. That would also help these widgets (and your site, as well as everyone else's site) go viral! I will also give you an additional mention to add to the link love.<br /><br /><a href="links_files/Funny-quotes-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Funny quotes widget">Funny quotes widget</a><br /><a href="links_files/Humor-blogs-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Humor blogs widget">Humor blogs widget</a><br /><a href="links_files/Cool-blogs-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Cool blogs widget">Cool blogs widget</a><br /><a href="links_files/MyBlogLog-roll.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:MyBlogLog roll">MyBlogLog roll widget</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Funny quotes widget</title><dc:creator>Ed ther Editor</dc:creator><dc:subject>Lazy blogroll</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-08-13T07:48:12-04:00</dc:date><link>http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/Funny-quotes-widget.html#unique-entry-id-6</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/Funny-quotes-widget.html#unique-entry-id-6</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ClearSpring have worked their magic and <a href="http://www.clearspring.com/" rel="self" title="widget servers and confugurations">formatted the widget</a> to suit a myriad of homes like Google, Eons, WebWag etc. <br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" src="http://widgets.clearspring.com/o/46d78e3e12553273"></script><br />Check out the options, or if you just want to dump it in your sidebar, use the code below.<br /> <div class="gray-box"><br /><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="widget-souvlaki-for-the-sou" src="http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files//page65_blog_entry6_1.gif" width="194" height="169"/></div> <strong>Funny quotes of the Day: <br /><br /></strong>Free sidebar widget: <br /><br />A new quote with each page refresh; <br /><br />A link to the site that submits the quote <br /><br />Auto blends to the style of your theme!<br /><br />Look in sidebar for a live example.  <br /><br /><strong>Feel free to copy the code and paste it into your own sidebar.</strong><br /><strong><br /></strong><form class="code"><textarea class='select rows='4' cols='40'> &lt;script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/quotescopy.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;</textarea></form> <a href="http://thepisstakers.com/contactforms/contactforms/email.php" rel="self" title="contact Ed if the widget doesnt work or needs more styling">Let Ed know</a> if it needs altering - OR join the party and SEND IN your own funny quote and a URL to your homepage.<br /><br /><a href="links_files/Humor-blogs-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Humor blogs widget">Humor blogs widget</a><br /><a href="links_files/Cool-blogs-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Cool blogs widget">Cool blogs widget</a><br /><a href="links_files/MyBlogLog-roll.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:MyBlogLog roll">MyBlogLog roll</a><br /></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>MyBlogLog roll</title><dc:creator>Ed ther Editor</dc:creator><dc:subject>Lazy blogroll</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-08-13T07:47:32-04:00</dc:date><link>http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/MyBlogLog-roll.html#unique-entry-id-13</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/MyBlogLog-roll.html#unique-entry-id-13</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="gray-box"><br /><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="mybloglogroll" src="http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files//page65_blog_entry13_1.gif" width="117" height="312"/></div> <strong>MyBlogLog roll: <br /><br /></strong>Free sidebar widget: <br /><br />If you have been featured in <a href="http://thepisstakers.com/archives/mainindex_files/category-mybloglog-sunday.html" rel="self" title="mybloglog Sunday mini reviews">MyBlogLog Sunday</a>, pasting it into your sidebar is a smart way to push home the advantage.<br /><br />A new link to 10 mini blog reviews with each page refresh; <br /><br />Auto blends to the style of your theme!<br /><br />Look in sidebar for a live example.  <br /><br /><strong>Feel free to copy the code and paste it into your own sidebar.</strong><br /><strong><br /></strong><form class="code"><textarea class='select rows='4' cols='40'> &lt;script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/blogroll.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;</textarea></form> <a href="http://thepisstakers.com/contactforms/contactforms/email.php" rel="self" title="contact Ed if the widget doesnt work or needs more styling">Let Ed know</a> if it needs altering - OR join the party and send in a link to a good post on your blog and I will add it to the widget.<br /><br /><a href="links_files/Funny-quotes-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Funny quotes widget">Funny quotes widget</a><br /><a href="links_files/Humor-blogs-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Humor blogs widget">Humor blogs widget</a><br /><a href="links_files/Cool-blogs-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Cool blogs widget">Cool blogs widget</a><br /><br /></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Humor blogs widget</title><dc:creator>Ed ther Editor</dc:creator><dc:subject>Lazy blogroll</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-07-25T22:49:07-04:00</dc:date><link>http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/Humor-blogs-widget.html#unique-entry-id-7</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/Humor-blogs-widget.html#unique-entry-id-7</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="gray-box"><br /><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="humor-blogs-widget" src="http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files//page65_blog_entry7_1.gif" width="120" height="180"/></div> <strong>Humor blog posts: <br /><br /></strong>Free sidebar widget: <br /><br />A link to a different humor blog post with each page refresh; <br /><br />Auto blends to the style of your theme!<br /><br /><strong>Feel free to copy the code and paste it into your own sidebar.</strong><br /><br /><form class="code"><textarea class='select rows='4' cols='40'> &lt;script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/humorblogs.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;</textarea></form> <br /><a href="http://thepisstakers.com/contactforms/contactforms/email.php" rel="self" title="contact Ed if the widget doesnt work or needs more styling">Let Ed know</a> if it needs altering - OR share in the success and SEND IN a URL to your own funny blog post.<br /><br /><a href="links_files/Funny-quotes-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Funny quotes widget">Funny quotes widget</a><br /><a href="links_files/Cool-blogs-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Cool blogs widget">Cool blogs widget</a><br /><a href="links_files/MyBlogLog-roll.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:MyBlogLog roll">MyBlogLog roll widget</a><br /></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Cool blogs widget</title><dc:creator>Ed ther Editor</dc:creator><dc:subject>Lazy blogroll</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-07-25T22:38:08-04:00</dc:date><link>http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/Cool-blogs-widget.html#unique-entry-id-8</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/Cool-blogs-widget.html#unique-entry-id-8</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="gray-box"><br /><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="minireviewswidget" src="http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files//page65_blog_entry8_1.gif" width="122" height="263"/></div> <strong>Cool blogs: <br /><br /></strong>Free sidebar widget: <br /><br />A new link to a cool MyBlogLog blog with each page refresh; <br /><br />Auto blends to the style of your theme!<br /><br />Look in sidebar for a live example.  <br /><br /><strong>Feel free to copy the code and paste it into your own sidebar.</strong><br /><strong><br /></strong><form class="code"><textarea class='select rows='4' cols='40'> &lt;script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/minireviews.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;</textarea></form> <a href="http://thepisstakers.com/contactforms/contactforms/email.php" rel="self" title="contact Ed if the widget doesnt work or needs more styling">Let Ed know</a> if it needs altering - OR join the party and send in a link to a good post on your blog and I will add it to the widget.<br /><br /><a href="links_files/Funny-quotes-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Funny quotes widget">Funny quotes widget</a><br /><a href="links_files/Humor-blogs-widget.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:Humor blogs widget">Humor blogs widget</a><br /><a href="links_files/MyBlogLog-roll.html" rel="self" title="Lazy blogroll:MyBlogLog roll">MyBlogLog roll widget</a><br /></div><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Pisstakers buttons</title><dc:creator>Ed ther Editor</dc:creator><dc:subject>Lazy blogroll</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-07-25T22:33:14-04:00</dc:date><link>http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/Pisstakers-buttons.html#unique-entry-id-9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/Pisstakers-buttons.html#unique-entry-id-9</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ <a href="http://thepisstakers.com" rel="self" title="Home of the Pisstakers"><img class="imageStyle" alt="The-Pisstakers-very-safe-link-button" src="http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files//pisstakers very safe button.gif" width="110" height="20"/></a><br /><form class="code">     <textarea  class='select' rows='4' cols='40'>&lt;a href="http://thepisstakers.com" rel="self" title="Daily funny stuff, satire and humor from The Pisstakers"&gt;&lt;img class="imageStyle" alt="Pisstakers-very-safe-link-button" src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/imagez/pisstakers%20very%20safe%20button.gif" width="110" height="20"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</textarea></form>    </form><a href="http://thepisstakers.com" rel="self" title="Home of The Pisstakers"><img class="imageStyle" alt="Pisstakers-safe-link-button" src="http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files//pisstakers-button-safe.gif" width="110" height="20"/></a> <br /><form class="code">     <textarea  class='select' rows='4' cols='40'>&lt;a href="http://thepisstakers.com" rel="self" title="Daily funny stuff, satire and humor from The Pisstakers"&gt;&lt;img class="imageStyle" alt="Pisstakers-safe-link-button" src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/imagez/pisstakers-button-safe.gif" width="110" height="20"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</textarea></form><strong><br /></strong><a href="http://thepisstakers.com/features/features/bestlineofday.html" rel="self" title="funny quotes of the day"><img class="imageStyle" alt="qod" src="http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files//page65_blog_entry9_3.jpg" width="150" height="50"/></a><br /><form class="code">     <textarea  class='select' rows='4' cols='40'>&lt;a href="http://thepisstakers.com" rel="self" title="Funny Quotes of the Day from The Pisstakers"&gt;&lt;img class="imageStyle" alt="Pisstakers-quote-of-the-day" src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/imagez/qod.jpg" width=" " height=" "/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</textarea></form><br /><br />Take a deep breath, wish us all luck, and copy and paste the code into your sidebar.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Roll of honor</title><dc:creator>Ed ther Editor</dc:creator><dc:subject>Lazy blogroll</dc:subject><dc:date>2007-07-25T20:11:17-04:00</dc:date><link>http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/Roll-of-honor.html#unique-entry-id-12</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://thepisstakers.com/writers/links_files/Roll-of-honor.html#unique-entry-id-12</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<br /><h2>Link love</h2><div class="gray-box"><h3>Button users roll of honor</h3><br />Peter is a philosopher and<span style="color:#ff3300; "> </span><span style="color:#ff3300; "><a href="http://necessaryskills.blogspot.com/2007/04/obsessive-thoughts-and-thinking-skills.html" rel="self" title="passionate about self learning and managing change">passionate about self-learning and managing change</a></span><span style="color:#ff3300; ">. </span>His button install experience resulted in this hot tip for Blogger users: <blockquote><p>Input code into the text box rather than the HTML/javascript box. It worked fine</p></blockquote><span style="font:12px 'Lucida Grande', LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "> <br /><br /></span>Callie Ann has a couple of big ones in her sidebar courtesy of jiggery pokery by <a href="http://mouseski.blogspot.com/" rel="self" title="Are we there yet made the button bigger">Linda at Are We There Yet</a>.<span style="font:12px 'Lucida Grande', LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><br /><br /></span>Celebrity Insider has <a href="http://celebrityinsider-photosnews.blogspot.com/" rel="self" title="news of the screws with photos">photos and lots of gossip about the stars</a>, and even has room for a Pisstakers button. Judging by the hits, he gets a lot of traffic. <span style="font:12px 'Lucida Grande', LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.larryhnetka.com/wordpress/" rel="self" title="Hmmm, the widget is funny?">Larry</a> has installed the Humor widget and still seems happy with life. You could be as happy as him if you do the same.<span style="font:12px 'Lucida Grande', LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><br /><br /></span>Callie Ann was worried that she had nothing funny to say to back up her move to include the Lazy Ass <a href="http://callieannbrat.blogspot.com/" rel="self" title="Callie An has the pisstakers button in her side bar">link to The Pisstakers in her nifty side bar.</a> The funny thing is, though, she got so wound up about her lack of funniness that she cracked herself up and then me. Thanks Callie Ann, and blog on, you got your extra links for being a sport.<br /><br />The button found itself in its poshest location so far when it appeared on a money making blog of some repute. <a href="http://mikesmoneymakingmission.blogspot.com/" rel="self" title="On a mission to make money online">Mike is on a mission to make money </a>and likes his dose of Daily Satire too. <br /><br />Claire wrote a short post AND added us to her blogroll. So in return we have written about her twice and included 2 deep <em>Google-friendly</em> links to her site. One post you can go and read now is <a href="http://egghunters.blogspot.com/2007/03/easter-egg-hunt-rules.html" rel="self" title="easter egg hunt rules - an example of a keyword phrase">Easter Bunnies Egg Hunt!</a></div><br /><blockquote><p>Please use our buttons on your site, and maybe even add a quick post using the anchor text <i>Pisstakers write funny stuff about tech and news stories</i> </p></blockquote><br /><br /><div class="center"><div class="share-bot"><a href="http://digg.com/submit?phase=2" title="Digg it!" ><img src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/imagez/digg.gif" alt="Digg it!"/></a><a href="http://del.icio.us/post" onclick="window.open('http://del.icio.us/post?v=4&noui&jump=close&url='+encodeURIComponent(location.href)+'&title='+encodeURIComponent(document.title), 'delicious','toolbar=no,width=700,height=400'); return false;" title="submit to del.icio.us"><img src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/imagez/delicious.gif" width="20" height="20" alt="Del.icio.us"/></a><a href=javascript:void(document.location='http://www.newsvine.com/_wine/save?popoff=0&u='+escape(document.location)) title="submit to Newsvine"><img src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/imagez/newsvine.gif" alt="Newsvine"/></a><a href=javascript:void(document.location='http://www.technorati.com/faves?add='+escape(document.location)) title="submit to Technorati"><img src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/imagez/technorati.gif" alt="Technorati"/></a><a href="javascript:location.href='http://reddit.com/submit?url='+encodeURIComponent(location.href)+'&title='+encodeURIComponent(document.title)" title="submit to Reddit"><img src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/imagez/reddit.gif" alt="Reddit!"/></a><a href="javascript:var%20m='';var%20d='';var%20metas=document.getElementsByTagName('meta');for(count=0;count%3Cmetas.length;count++){if(metas[count].name.toLowerCase()=='description'){m=metas[count].content;}};if(m!=''){d=encodeURIComponent(m);}location.href='http://ma.gnolia.com/bookmarklet/add?url='+encodeURIComponent(location.href)+'&title='+encodeURIComponent(document.title)+'&description='+d;" title="submit to Magnolia"><img src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/imagez/magnolia.gif" alt="Magnolia"/></a><a href=javascript:u=location.href;p=/https/;httpvar=(u.search(p)!=-1)?'https':'http';s=document.createElement('script');s.id='fs';s.language='javascript';void(s.src=httpvar+'://www.blinklist.com/Theme/Script/fav.js');window.document.body.appendChild(s); title="submit to Blinklist"><img src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/imagez/blinklist.gif" alt="Blinklist"/></a><a href=javascript:d=document;t=getSelection();void(furlit=window.open('http://www.furl.net/storeIt.jsp?t='+escape(d.title)+'&u='+escape(d.location.href)+'&r='+escape(d.referrer)+'&c='+escape(t),'furlit','scrollbars=no,width=475,height=540,left=75,top=20,status=no,resizable=yes'));furlit.focus(); title="submit to Furl"><img src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/imagez/furl.gif" alt="Furl It"/></a><a href=javascript:w=window.open('http://videobomb.com/posts/new?url='+escape(location.href));setTimeout('w.focus()',50);void(0); title="submit to VideoBomb"><img src="http://www.thepisstakers.com/imagez/video-bomb.gif" alt="VideoBomb it!"/></a></div></div><br /><blockquote><p>With 71 million blogs out there, and rising, it would be dishonest to say that we visit them all every day. Add in the fact that 99.9% of them they probably don't care if we exist or not, and we have to ask the question, who cares whether The Pisstakers link to other blogs? <i> Why indeed?</i><br /></p></blockquote>]]></content:encoded></item></channel>
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